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Some Cracking Tats

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Jul 8, 2015.

  1. Baw Claw

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    Forgot I was logged in as Baw Claw on my phone. **** Mick
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'll give you £500 if you get that but written in a circle around a tattoo of Popeye sucking off Bluto. <ok>
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    In other words you were using google translate while reading what the tattoo said on the the ladyboy's back you were riding?
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No.
     
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  5. VenomPD

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    Poor show.
     
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  6. Nathan Barley

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    Why don't you go to Mick's buy his enormous Samsung TV and smash it up in front of him Venom ?.
    Just because you can.<doh>
     
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  7. VenomPD

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    Why would I give any money to that ginger pirate? <doh> <doh>
     
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  8. Nathan Barley

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. VenomPD

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    I might buy a brand new 70' Samsung and smash it up though, just to say "**** you" to Mick and his old 60' one.
     
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  10. Nathan Barley

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    Get the gardener to do it in front of the rest of your house staff to send out a message.
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    **** that, my gardener is busy getting combination heatstroke & hypothermia in this Aberdeen summer weather. Venezuelan **** won't be getting a break to smash up a telly. They get uppity if you give them any leeway.
     
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  12. Nathan Barley

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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Who wants to join Club Foot?

    Dammit, we already did.

    Club 18 - 30 got there first.

    Club Foot mongo to poof is where GC is at.
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Was he wearing a Croatia top?
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *tap
     
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  16. Null

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    The ladyboy ?

    Aye
     
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  17. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Nathan Barley

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    I actually saw a woman in coop with "I heart hampsters" on the back of her neck, i got my phone out to take a pic but when I looked back 5 people saw what i was doing so i left it.
    Later on i see this thread weird.

    True story
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    In the coop? She must have been some bird<party>
     
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  20. Nathan Barley

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    I see what you did there <laugh>
     
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