I'll give you £500 if you get that but written in a circle around a tattoo of Popeye sucking off Bluto.
In other words you were using google translate while reading what the tattoo said on the the ladyboy's back you were riding?
Why don't you go to Mick's buy his enormous Samsung TV and smash it up in front of him Venom ?. Just because you can.
I might buy a brand new 70' Samsung and smash it up though, just to say "**** you" to Mick and his old 60' one.
**** that, my gardener is busy getting combination heatstroke & hypothermia in this Aberdeen summer weather. Venezuelan **** won't be getting a break to smash up a telly. They get uppity if you give them any leeway.
Who wants to join Club Foot? Dammit, we already did. Club 18 - 30 got there first. Club Foot mongo to poof is where GC is at.
I actually saw a woman in coop with "I heart hampsters" on the back of her neck, i got my phone out to take a pic but when I looked back 5 people saw what i was doing so i left it. Later on i see this thread weird. True story