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Always Flush First !

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  1. BackO'TheNet

    BackO'TheNet Well-Known Member

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  2. Hairyhaggis

    Hairyhaggis Well-Known Member

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    Just a Huntsman! Just give you a nice tickle ;) I've had that happen to me a few times, mostly up north and in the bush... Cant imagine a worse way of going, getting bitten on your tackle as your taking a ****.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    How long does that toilet flush for? People in that country must be dropping logs like Frank Bruno's arm to need that amount of water.

    If I lived in a place with spiders like that, I wouldn't need a toilet, I'd probably just fill my pants every time I saw one.
     
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    by ****, that bastard put up a good fight with the Niagara falls landing on top of its head, think id be wearing nappies all day if I had to contend with them hiding down the crappa.
     
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  5. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I always flush anyway, nowt worse than ****ting in dirty water..
     
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  6. Blunham Mackem

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    Damn thing won't play on my iPad!
     
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  7. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Flush it mate, then try again, always works for me like.. <whistle>
     
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  8. Blunham Mackem

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    Nah! Went upstairs and flushed but it still won't work <doh>
     
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  9. Schwerer Gustav

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    domestos round the rim......see how the bugger gets on....
     
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    That sounds like some sort of sadistic lubricant <yikes>
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Wait for the drip to stop then chuck down a few sheets, the 'splashpad'. Stops the Mrs waking up from the 'Plunk' during a mid-night stump as well.

    #TerrysLifeHacks
     
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  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    If I didn't have me ceks around me ankles beforehand, the only thing bigger than that bastard would be the Richard Widmarks in me underpants!
     
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  13. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    These threads should be marked "not safe for @commachio1
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    i watched it, wish i hadn't....****ing things.
     
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