Just a Huntsman! Just give you a nice tickle I've had that happen to me a few times, mostly up north and in the bush... Cant imagine a worse way of going, getting bitten on your tackle as your taking a ****.
How long does that toilet flush for? People in that country must be dropping logs like Frank Bruno's arm to need that amount of water. If I lived in a place with spiders like that, I wouldn't need a toilet, I'd probably just fill my pants every time I saw one.
by ****, that bastard put up a good fight with the Niagara falls landing on top of its head, think id be wearing nappies all day if I had to contend with them hiding down the crappa.
Wait for the drip to stop then chuck down a few sheets, the 'splashpad'. Stops the Mrs waking up from the 'Plunk' during a mid-night stump as well. #TerrysLifeHacks
If I didn't have me ceks around me ankles beforehand, the only thing bigger than that bastard would be the Richard Widmarks in me underpants!