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First blood to the Robots

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  1. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    A 22 year old German man has been murdered by his robot workmate at a VW factory near Frankfurt .


    From the Metro .
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Pish. VW don't make Metros
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Any menshy of SkyNet?
     
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    did she aye
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Uh oh. Dev's next.
     
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  7. Moses

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    I'm actually quite disturbed by this as I was in fact brought up with a robot sibling. At first it was really special we didn't need calculators for homework, he made a great goalpost for kickabouts in the playground. Bullying wasn't a factor in my schooldays either my robot brother would simply exterminate those trying to belittle me for my white beard and staff.
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    Then puberty kicked in. The robot had certain urges and this culminated with it's stealing of my longtime "burd" at a Southside Glasgow disco. This experience has left me a lifelong technophobe and I have in fact had to hire an elderly Japanese woman who types all my posts on here. Be warned robots are not the future. They kill people and shag women! Sort of like a metal Gambol without the killing.

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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Robbie The Robot, now there was a robot.
     
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