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CAPTION COMPETITION: Day One

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by - Doing The Lambert Walk, Jun 29, 2015.

  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Les: ".... and hold your knees in tiiiiight, let's do the Time Warp agaaaaiiin - Come on Ron it's easy and you'll catch on quick; just imagine we've got all the suspenders and gear on; you'll love it. It starts at 9pm and I've got you a ticket, so you're coming. We're going straight from the Board meeting and Katharina wants you there too, so you've got to come. Honestly it's great fun and you won't look silly because Ralph's coming and you just know he's going to go over board on the make-up and outfit. Promise we'll get chips and Mayo on the way home from the kebab shop. Pick you up at 8:30pm. Groooooooovy."

    Les just leaving: " Oh Ron, bring some of those traditional Dutch cake things you had last summer, they were cool"
     
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  2. claytonsaint

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    I told you to get me some boxer shorts. Not a box instead of shorts!
     
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  3. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Stop adding up how much they are all worth, Les. You are making me nervous.
     
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    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    RonKo saying "Normally Les, the Daily Star will be headlining that we are forcing Spider to train with the kids"
     
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  5. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    "No Lesh, it'sh not a shkirt...."
     
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  6. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Les: "Hey Ron look over to the left, isn't that that tall bloke who was at Staplewood's open evening, taking a photo of us?, I bet he uses it in some online caption competition"
     
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  7. Dellboy462

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    Koeman: Clyney hasn't checked in this morning. I wonder if he's held up in traffic.
    Les : Oh sh*t that's what I forgot to tell you...
     
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  8. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Just to follow on from DellBoy...

    Les: Oh sh*t that's what I forgot to tell you... We've sold him to Liverpool.

    Ron: Whaat..!?! He told me he was going to stay, the little b*st*rd.

    Les: Oh, Ron, let's not turn him into a little villain, now.

    Ron: Ah, f*** him..!
     
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