Les: ".... and hold your knees in tiiiiight, let's do the Time Warp agaaaaiiin - Come on Ron it's easy and you'll catch on quick; just imagine we've got all the suspenders and gear on; you'll love it. It starts at 9pm and I've got you a ticket, so you're coming. We're going straight from the Board meeting and Katharina wants you there too, so you've got to come. Honestly it's great fun and you won't look silly because Ralph's coming and you just know he's going to go over board on the make-up and outfit. Promise we'll get chips and Mayo on the way home from the kebab shop. Pick you up at 8:30pm. Groooooooovy." Les just leaving: " Oh Ron, bring some of those traditional Dutch cake things you had last summer, they were cool"
RonKo saying "Normally Les, the Daily Star will be headlining that we are forcing Spider to train with the kids"
Les: "Hey Ron look over to the left, isn't that that tall bloke who was at Staplewood's open evening, taking a photo of us?, I bet he uses it in some online caption competition"
Koeman: Clyney hasn't checked in this morning. I wonder if he's held up in traffic. Les : Oh sh*t that's what I forgot to tell you...
Just to follow on from DellBoy... Les: Oh sh*t that's what I forgot to tell you... We've sold him to Liverpool. Ron: Whaat..!?! He told me he was going to stay, the little b*st*rd. Les: Oh, Ron, let's not turn him into a little villain, now. Ron: Ah, f*** him..!