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How are parents raising their children these days?

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  1. monacoger

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    Animal fact of the day: Giraffes are the only mammals born with horns
     
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  2. Unless they're getting their big-necked freak on

    [video=youtube;T0UJSeDO7bA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0UJSeDO7bA&feature=related[/video]
     
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    I'm glad I'm not a mummy giraffe then <ouch>
     
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  4. monacoger

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    It could be quite enjoyable!
     
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    5 to 2 against lions <ok>
    it'll be a sell out
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I like the way you neatly dodged the potential "multiple necks/multiple animals" fiasco <ok>

    Animal fact of the day:
    Tigers only attack from behind. Indians often wear masks covering the back of their head (so it looks like they have 2 faces) to confuse them.
     
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  7. SleepySpecialK

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    Tigers sometimes eat bears.
     
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    Do you think that out all the Orangemen across the country, NONE of them married a catholic?
     
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  9. monacoger

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    I've heard that before jip, is it definitely true?
     
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    like the UVF IN 1912?
     
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    Bears don't always **** in the woods.
     
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    id think you'll find it was ''murderous British bastards''
     
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    So when the time comes and you pass away they'll be up at the front of the chapel weeping shall they?
     
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  14. Sam Axe

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    Well they will mourn my passing at any rate
     
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    I'm pretty sure it is. I remember seeing a video of a tiger charging at the cameraman from about 30 yards away. When it gets to within 10 yards, it suddenly veers off to one side, presumably so it can come from behind. I imagine the cameraman must've **** himself <laugh>
     
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    so they'll not be in the chapel then?
    because a sectarian organisation tells them they can't...correct?
     
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  17. Hugh Briss

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    While there is no control over who is allowed to procreate these days, we will continue to see standards slipping and the 'dumbing down' process will only gather speed as far as parenting is concerned.

    We need people to start applying for the RIGHT to have a child. Against their human rights I hear you say? I think you'll find it's working in China,(bad example for a decent society I know), and you could argue that the general public are having their human rights violated by having to tolerate ****-wits like this rioting on the streets.

    Just a thought.
     
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  18. lone ranger

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    thats correct, i think they just explode when they cross the threshold or something <doh>

    or maybe they would just avoid telling their grand wizard that they were at we paddy o'catholics funeral
     
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  19. Again, showing your envious talent of only reading what you want to.

    I said that was the believable bit <laugh> but you already know that.

    The unbelievable bits were the bits afterwards <puddin'>
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

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    You forgot the 'sky' bit. He lives in the sky, remember.
     
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