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Man Utd, toffee or yourself?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Gerrinho, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Gerrinho

    Gerrinho Member

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    If you were in a room with a manure fan and an everton fan with a gun but just one bullet who would you shoot?
     
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    Gerrinho, Jan 27, 2011
  2. poolmyfinger

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    The Manyoo fan. Only because NAMBLA supports them. The bastards.
     
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    poolmyfinger, Jan 27, 2011
  3. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Myself. Then I don't have to talk to either of them and vice versa. LOL. Everyone's happy! :laugh:
     
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    CCC, Oct 13, 2012
  4. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    I think I'd be more civilised. Firstly I'd ask them to leave and then kick the **** out of them if they didn't comply quickly enough! Well they say that civilisation is purely a veneer.
     
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    Foredeckdave, Oct 13, 2012
  5. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    You could pistol-whip them with the gun. The rules don't say you have to fire it. ;)
     
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    CCC, Oct 13, 2012
  6. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    thats smart, I think I'd kill myself iswell if i was a liverpool fan.
     
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    Lan Logger, Oct 13, 2012
  7. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    Put the gun in one ear and a bullet in the other <ok>
     
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    BringBackfootie, Oct 13, 2012
  8. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    See? I said everyone would be happy.
     
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    CCC, Oct 13, 2012
  9. danilo.

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    I prefer the one where you're trapped in a room with a lion, a tiger, and a united fan. You have a gun and two bullets. Who do you shoot?



    The correct answer of course is the United fan twice.
     
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    danilo., Oct 13, 2012
  10. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    <laugh>.
     
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    CCC, Oct 13, 2012

  11. shogs

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    I'm against violence <badger>
     
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  12. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    It's no good pleading for mercy in this scenario.
     
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    Foredeckdave, Oct 13, 2012
  13. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    I'm in a room, with 2 other people: One of them a Manchester United fan, the other an Everton fan. I also have a gun...

    Shooting one of them would leave a witness, hence it would be useless killing a single person. However, I could also leave the room and not kill anyone, but may be arrested for carrying a weapon. Either way, I am ****ed.

    I'd probably wipe my prints off of the weapon and throw it on the ground, leave the room and lock the door.
     
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    Ze, Oct 13, 2012
  14. ITS_NOT_JUST_A_GAME

    ITS_NOT_JUST_A_GAME Active Member

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    Whonext.
     
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    ITS_NOT_JUST_A_GAME, Oct 13, 2012
  15. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

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    No one, football's just a game...no wonder we see violence at games nowadays, people take jokes like this literally (mostly because they're morons).
     
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    Klopp's Mannschaft, Oct 13, 2012
  16. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    As Liverpool fans why would any of us choose to shoot? We'd only hit a post anyway. Then we would be left with two annoying opposition fans in the room laughing at us for being **** <wah>
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Oct 14, 2012
  17. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    <laugh>

    You'd then probably throw yourself to the ground like you had been shot <whistle>
     
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    KingEric07., Oct 15, 2012
  18. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    See you down there then <laugh>
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Oct 15, 2012
  19. Jonesey

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    **** off ****head
     
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    Jonesey, Oct 15, 2012
  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Let me help you out Lan. What Jonesey is actualy saying is "Fu.k off sh1thead" <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Oct 15, 2012
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