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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    any time you like
     
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    just don't do it
     
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    with the curtains open
     
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    in a hospital ward
     
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    during the doctor's rounds
     
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  6. Wellernever

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    accompanied by Hattie Jacques
     
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    and Leslie Phillips "dingdong"
     
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    "Ooh er matron" said
     
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  9. Wellernever

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    a camp Kenneth Williams
     
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    whilst bumming a rentboy
     
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    My bum hurts said
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 22, 2015
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    saddle sore Bradley Wiggins
     
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    whose bike is the
     
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    one with stabilizers attached
     
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    and painted pretty pink
     
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    sit up and beg
     
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    said Roy Keane to
     
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    His family at dinnertime
     
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    and punching a kid
     
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