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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    it's between her thighs
     
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    during the summer solstice
     
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    Where the sun shines
     
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    and the Druids dance
     
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    To the birdie song
     
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    and Black Laces Agadoo
     
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    doo doo push pineapple
     
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    up Russell Brands arse
     
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    with something very sharp
     
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    sharper than his wit
     
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    anything will do then
     
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    even a masive marrow
     
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    or better still, two
     
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    jammed in sideways with
     
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    a melon, aubergine, breadfruit
     
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    grapefruit and Ed Miliband
     
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    proving the latter's usefulness
     
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    for pretty much nothing
     
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    his brother Dave said
     
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    Go forth and mutiply
     
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