I got 9 too, but I thought number 5 was a jaffa cake but didn't go for it, well, mainly because it is a ****ING CAKE NOT A BASTARD BISCUIT!
When cakes go off, they go hard, when biscuits go off they go soft. Sure there was a court case and McVities won, meaning they didn't have to pay the luxury item tax on them like chocolate biscuits have.
Only a **** would use the word sobriquet in a sentence. ...which I just did but only to highlight your use of sobriquet in a sentence ... dammit Am no a ****.
Having interviewed all your previous lovers (which took a lot of time) I can confirm you were indeed awarded 10/10
Hmmm, are you still in the process of contacting her former lovers? I've still not heard from you yet...
You won't. Unless she hid you from me particularly well. Or, my creepy stalking of her is not as thorough as I thought.