THE NOT606 END OF SEASON AWARDS - VOTING TIME

So here it is ladies, Gents and JPF.

The not606 14/15 End Of Season Awards.

I've collated the main categories so all you need to do is copy and paste.. then drop your nominees in.
I'll then collate at the end and we can have an awards ceremony (posh frocks optional JPF).

The voting is open to all, including our neighbours down the road so over to you.


Word/phrase of the season?

Thread of the Year

Poster of the Year

Dedicated Poster of The Year

Funniest Poster

Meltdown of the year

The Missing In Action Award.

Seasons Biggest Wind Up Merchant

The Robert Mugabe/Sepp Blatter Spirit of Fair Play award (aka Cheat of the Year)

The sell all our best players and not get relegated award for the poster who is NEVER right

Best mafia/wolf games player

The sh!tiest 3-1 Toon win predictor award

The Biggest Beeler Award

Favourite Mackem poster

Most annoying Mackem poster

Pardew Supporter Of The Year

Best Organiser of a Not606 Competition

Best Sucker of Satan's C0ck

All round nice guy award

 

Word/phrase of the season? - Beel

Thread of the Year- Warewolves

Poster of the Year- Less Hope Than Neville

Dedicated Poster of The Year- Fredor

Funniest Poster- JPF

Meltdown of the year- Smug 'Leaving'

The Missing In Action Award- Agent Bruce

Seasons Biggest Wind Up Merchant- JPF

The Robert Mugabe/Sepp Blatter Spirit of Fair Play award (aka Cheat of the Year)- Trevor

The sell all our best players and not get relegated award for the poster who is NEVER right- Mr T

Best mafia/wolf games player- Surprised Pervert

The sh!tiest 3-1 Toon win predictor award- Jim

The Biggest Beeler Award- Me (at times)

Favourite Mackem poster- Bri

Most annoying Mackem poster- Fredor (although he may still be a mag)

Pardew Supporter Of The Year- Surprised Pervert

Best Organiser of a Not606 Competition- Rolando

Best Sucker of Satan's C0ck- Turkeytoon

All round nice guy award- Heed/Jakarta Tie

 

Word/phrase of the season? - Unsanctioned Legs (BRS)

Thread of the Year - The Headline Game Threads

Poster of the Year - JakartaToon

Dedicated Poster of The Year - Albert's Chip Shop

Funniest Poster - Beardsley's Rancid Sack

Meltdown of the year - Mr Hutch (thread merging) We all have our moments though

The Missing In Action Award. - Agent Bruce

Seasons Biggest Wind Up Merchant - Fredor (just for commitment more than skill)

The Robert Mugabe/Sepp Blatter Spirit of Fair Play award (aka Cheat of the Year) - Trev/Morgan/Sebb

The sell all our best players and not get relegated award for the poster who is NEVER right - Mr T.

Best mafia/wolf games player - Surprised Pervert's Great Escape From The Warm Hack Sack's Pouch

The sh!tiest 3-1 Toon win predictor award - Everybody except Jim!

The Biggest Beeler Award - Me complaining about Trev's rules

Favourite Mackem poster - There's a few, but for contributions on this board, Funky

Most annoying Mackem poster - Monty

Pardew Supporter Of The Year - Heed (He deserves to win something)

Best Organiser of a Not606 Competition - Rolando

Best Sucker of Satan's C0ck - JPF (He's still at it now and the season finished weeks ago!)

All round nice guy award - Two separate awards surely? All Round - Obi, & Nice Guy - Nolberto Salsa's Inferno/Tasty Magpie (with a special mention to nearly everyone else on the board!)

I know I've missed out loads of posters on there, but award for making this place worth visiting goes to everyone who posts!

 

When I win my award I intend to establish a live link to Satan himself, he will extol the marvelousness of my bellend to the world.. Writing my speech now...

 

Word/phrase of the season?

Thread of the Year - The JPF's Predicition Game of Destiny and Doom ... Ably assisted by Less Hope (I suppose). Commendable mention to headline game for good times... and Trev's subsequent I have a hot daughter thread.

Poster of the Year - Overall, for contribution and excellence to the board, Less Hope.

Dedicated Poster of The Year - Albert for following through with his promise.... Well, not literally following through, that would have caused a genuine national headline. Toon Fan's Squeaky Bum Time

Funniest Poster - BRS. His particular brand of expletive laden digestions were a fit summary and indeed distraction from this season.

Meltdown of the year - Defo Smug's 19th attempt at pissing off.

The Missing In Action Award. - LTF - Thoughts with her.

Seasons Biggest Wind Up Merchant - Dorty Mag

The Robert Mugabe/Sepp Blatter Spirit of Fair Play award (aka Cheat of the Year) - Trev

The sell all our best players and not get relegated award for the poster who is NEVER right - Mr T

Best mafia/wolf games player - Trev, for the smack.

The sh!tiest 3-1 Toon win predictor award - Jimbo

The Biggest Beeler Award - THE SPURS BOARD

Favourite Mackem poster - Whitey, for his info on the Sunderland crater in which I reside.

Most annoying Mackem poster - A Johnson. Assumed my age from the general maturity of my posts, and subsequently I have a full inbox.

Pardew Supporter Of The Year - Jimbo and Surprised Perv

Best Organiser of a Not606 Competition - JPF for the aforementioned game and hard work keeping everything ticking

Best Sucker of Satan's C0ck - Albert. I know why you wear the Chinos now... #easyontheknees

All round nice guy/girl/it award - Less Hope.... Notable mentions to Obi, Jakarta, Salsa and the lasses

 

ill do the ones i can remember or think about (dog tired)


Word/phrase of the season? agree with less nev, unsanctioned legs

Thread of the Year dunno really, world cup predos was good laugh, is that this year?

Poster of the Year : Biased as its because I mostly agree with them on nearly all issues, but surprised pervert takes this due to his uncanny ability to say everything i wanted to say, only better and more succinctly, on numerous occasions, and practically render actually posting anything other than 'i agree' absolutely pointless. Fair play mate. Runner up . Freddd.

Dedicated Poster of The Year: ACS. keeps things moving here,

Funniest Poster jim, brs, prob some i forget, trev in his weird way, mr t. are we supposed to pick one? tough

Meltdown of the year. whats his name from the mackems, the guy who insisted he had puppets on a string but was being made to look like some sort of stuttering simpleton.

The Missing In Action Award. Agent B

Seasons Biggest Wind Up Merchant

The Robert Mugabe/Sepp Blatter Spirit of Fair Play award (aka Cheat of the Year): HEED

The sell all our best players and not get relegated award for the poster who is NEVER right: HEED

Best mafia/wolf games player -

The sh!tiest 3-1 Toon win predictor award. Jim

The Biggest Beeler Award HEED, just because.

Favourite Mackem poster: the ones who post here all seem alright

Most annoying Mackem poster. -

Pardew Supporter Of The Year: probably surprised P or freddd

Best Organiser of a Not606 Competition. less nev, or someone else, i dunno, my head hurts.

Best Sucker of Satan's C0ck. what kind of award is this?

All round nice guy award: loads of lovely people, but from the rumours flying around the board, obi is the only one who can seemingly be described as 'all round'

 

Word/phrase of the season? ********* (Think BRS)

Thread of the Year - Werewolves

Poster of the Year - Oh Be One

Dedicated Poster of The Year - No Chance

Funniest Poster - BRS

Meltdown of the year - Smug

The Missing In Action Award. - Tash

Seasons Biggest Wind Up Merchant - JPF

The Robert Mugabe/Sepp Blatter Spirit of Fair Play award (aka Cheat of the Year) - Heed

The sell all our best players and not get relegated award for the poster who is NEVER right - Mr T

Best mafia/wolf games player - Obi (not able to say No Chance, still #soreloser)

The sh!tiest 3-1 Toon win predictor award - Jimbo

The Biggest Beeler Award - Chippy

Favourite Mackem poster - Funky

Most annoying Mackem poster - Smug

Pardew Supporter Of The Year - No Chance

Best Organiser of a Not606 Competition - JPF closely followed by Rolo.

Best Sucker of Satan's C0ck - Is there anyone else Lord Warwick

All round nice guy award - Jak Attack

This is, of course, on the basis that I am not able to vote myself on a number of the awards eg All Round Nice Guy,etc

 

All I can say is either you or my youngest will NOT be going on the NOT606 away day.

 

Favourite LFC poster.....

 

Good point. Gerrez

 

Forgot about LFC.
Gerrez.
#allaboutgerrez.

 

Can we have an award for the heftyest boot in the fanny award, because my name's going in the hat today if this old bitch changes her mind again about what colour she wants her outside walls painted.

 

@ @InBiscanWeTrust

#allaboutgerrez

 

Fine.... But then you won't be invited to our wedding

 

Also, gerrez is immediately disregarded for any award due to his Carragher-bants

 

i need to alter a vote. As great as unsanctioned legs was, i was lurking a few months ago, reading one of 2010tops threads and someone had left the solitary tag '2010- a beel odyssey'

so whoever that was gets my vote. I actually loled then... and it still makes me happy. Simple pleasures.

 

Ibwt dislikes his comment

 

If you lot love him so much you can keep him if you want? We don't really want him over on LFC board

 

That sounds like mafia talk.

 

Word/phrase of the season?
Forearms like calves
Thread of the Year
The Headlines Threads particularly after a good beatiing
Poster of the Year
Less Hope
Dedicated Poster of The Year
ACS
Funniest Poster
BRS
Meltdown of the year
PJH - for the sheer spontaneity of it. Will he be back to accept his award. Smug with an honourable mention.
The Missing In Action Award.
Should be renamed The Mike Ashleys Wallet Award. Apparently Agent Bruce but I am too new to know who he was
Seasons Biggest Wind Up Merchant
Perverted Surprise - with his fake admiration of Pardew purely to set BRS off
The Robert Mugabe/Sepp Blatter Spirit of Fair Play award (aka Cheat of the Year)
Tasty Magpie - despicable manner in which he knocked me out of FA Cup Game. Ably supported by Less Hope for coming up with a rule that rewards forgetting to vote. No Im not bitter me.
The sell all our best players and not get relegated award for the poster who is NEVER right
Mr T - god bless him. Also far and away - arbitrary poster of the year. Cant help but feel he keeps getting locked away without access to a computer.
Best mafia/wolf games player
Not involved
The sh!tiest 3-1 Toon win predictor award
JPF
The Biggest Beeler Award
Sammys Silky Skills - for services to Beeling on the Mackem Board. Always winds them up a treat.
Favourite Mackem poster
Mr Raw White - the voice of reason
Most annoying Mackem poster
Fredor - but more sad than annoying
Pardew Supporter Of The Year
Should be Perverted Surprise but I know its just a wind up so Fredd
Best Organiser of a Not606 Competition
JPF (very closely followed (within 1 post) by Less Hope for the Prediction League....
.Best Sucker of Satan's C0ck
Mrs Satan
All round nice guy award
Obi - never a harsh word for anyone. Just a humorous put down. I bet his Mrs hates him.