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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Hey I want royalties on any book deal...:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  3. littleDinosaurLuke

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    reputable artificial pig shops
     
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  4. UTRs

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    down in savile row
     
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  5. UTRs

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    You will all get writing credits:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  6. San Diego

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    with twenty beautiful ladies
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    who are slightly slaggy
     
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  9. Wellernever

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    and clean up afterwards
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    because it,ll be messy
     
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  11. littleDinosaurLuke

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    from start to finish
     
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  12. Saints_Alive

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    especially at the finish
     
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  13. littleDinosaurLuke

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    so the neighbours complained
     
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  14. Wellernever

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    and the police arrived
     
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  15. UTRs

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    due to noisy screaming
     
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    quick with their truncheons
     
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  18. San Diego

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    and their creamy doughnuts
     
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    Morning Barnsley boys (I screwed up, this is supposed to be on the Like thread <doh>)
     
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  20. littleDinosaurLuke

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    which are euphemisms for
     
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