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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    on roller skates to
     
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    the sound of Slade
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    with Noddy Holder holding
     
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  4. UTRs

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    a large battering ram
     
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    borrowed from the Vikings
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    and a jam sandwich
     
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  7. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    borrowed from Paddington Bear
     
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    especially made by Greggs
     
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    from leftover sausage rolls
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Poundland, Poundstretcher and Cotton Traders


    WD only used 3 words!!!
     
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    but Harrods were cheapest
     
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    during the winter sales

    (keep them coming everyone, when I get 60 pages worth I'm going to compile this and try to get our story published)
     
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    where everything was cheap
     
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    even a good hard
     
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    drinking session at Wetherspoons
     
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    with pork scratchings too
     
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    ,special vegetarian pork scratchings

    <laugh>
     
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    made from artificial pigs
     
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: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

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