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  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    So after landing my new job as a Asda greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
    So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda .”
    My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
     
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  2. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Good morning ALL.
     
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  3. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Because the man enjoys her performance in bed. Beauty one thing to be good in bed another.:laugh:
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Not sure if true or a joke.... If true then awesome <laugh>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Some weird ****ers in here <yikes>
     
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  6. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Hello King Solomon...where are they?.:laugh:
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    I think we have a winner for ironic post of the day.... And it's not even 10am yet!
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm as normal as they come <ok>
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Remind me never to head north if you're classified as normal <yikes>
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    he's normal for posters on not606 which says it all...
     
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  11. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Lunch...on offer today Friday 12/06/15.
    Traditional Fish and Chips.
    Chef: RHC.
    please log in to view this image
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Jun 12, 2015
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Then support a southern jessie team, ****ing home counties ***got <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jun 12, 2015
  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Theres not really any northerners in our team so it's all good <whistle>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Jun 12, 2015
  14. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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  15. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Well obviously Flanno is the exception to the rule...

    I also used that photo of him in the captain thread but added the captain armband to him <whistle>
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    **** you know what i just realised!!!!

    RHC has been whining about the sot of fish and chips lunch 14.50 in london.. he had it monday or what?

    hardly traditional that.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Did I **** <laugh>

    Se you, gobshites. Have a good 'un
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Wales 1-0 Belgium

    I may well be watching Wales in an International Cup. <cheers>
     
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  19. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Congrats! You must be well happy mate!
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    2 or 3 more wins
     
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