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If Cwarr could travel time....

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 12, 2011.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    some canny blart in Consett like!
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 12, 2011
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    Some say he thinks Jordans boobs are real
     
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    Ah right, he's taking the piss out of this guy on twitter known as Cwarr07 (who we're referring to) who claims to be "in the know" but gets everything wrong <laugh>
     
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    Cwarr said Andy Murray had Wimbledon in the bag...
     
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    apparently he told lindsey lohan that one little toke wouldnt hurt
     
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    Beatski, Jul 12, 2011
  6. Billy Death

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    Right, nee botha but what happened to Cwarr is a bellend?

    Not seen him about for a while?
     
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    Billy Death, Jul 13, 2011

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    Might have changed his username? Was a bit of an inside joke.
     
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    Smudger, Jul 13, 2011
  8. Billy Death

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    Plenty Albert, so long as your not so fussy like.

    But put a ****ing coat on mate, it snows in August up there.
     
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    Billy Death, Jul 13, 2011
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    here Dipton can be a bitch in Autumn
     
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    some say his pick up line is: 'does this smell like royhypnole to you'.
     
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    Leon Bessi, Jul 13, 2011
  11. Billy Death

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    Anfield Plain too.
     
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    Some say he told Kenny 35m is a bargain
     
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    I heard it's "get your coat love, ive got a knife"
     
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    Some say he is the voice in Bowyers head that told him to hit Dyer
     
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    Some say Cwarr worked for the white star line selling trips on the worlds first indestructable liner.... The Titanic!
     
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    Its is believed that Cwarr advised Michael Jackson to make music that touched children, but MJ miss heard him!
     
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    Some say he's tweeting that Alan Carr is straight...
     
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    Some say he used to be a train driver until he skipped a red light at Potters Bar and a minor incident occured...
     
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    some say he advised ryan giggs to " keep it in the family"
     
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    Some say he told his friend it'd be ok to take Maddie for an ice cream...
     
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