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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 7, 2015.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Oooooh Betty, I think got it wrong again. Mmmmm
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Like this Mike, is that wide enough?
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    McLaren tries out one of the newly installed 'JPF seats'.
     
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  5. goldie

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    Wow it's nearly as big as my brolly stick it right up where the sun doesn't shine wor kid.
     
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    Is that how I pronounce this seasons transfer budget Mike?
     
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  7. goldie

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    Yes it's above minimum wage Steve
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Oooohhhhh Matron!
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Ooooo. Satan's cock is rather wide in girthage.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Oooh. So THAT'S what Albert's arse looks like!
     
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    Sky Sports Breaking News.....McLaren eats black cat to impress Toon fans.
     
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  12. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Lee Charnley bares all at the NUFC Xmas party....
     
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    'That's it Carver lad. You eat that ****ty crack like a true bottomfeeder.'
     
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    Is that a cock up my ass or are you pleased to see me.
     
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    What is Dutch for, "Schteve takes it up the butt. For sure".
     
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    This is who we were going to buy. >>>>>>> But we couldn't get them over the line.
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    "Ooof, that's the spot Mike"
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    BRS said something nice about me??
     
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  19. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    Suits you Sir!
     
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    Mmmmmmmmm Mustard mayonnaise
     
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