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  1. San Diego

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    Noddy and Big Ears
     
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    kicked Emu's head in
     
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    to Rod Hull's disgust
     
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    as he wasn't insured
     
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    but Michael Barrymore agreed
     
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    to clear the pool
     
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    and get some batteries
     
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    for his aging pacemaker
     
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    borrowed from Sidney Poitier
     
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    a roadsweeper from Skelmersdale
     
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    who looked uncannily like
     
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    Harry Belafonte in a
     
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    blue and white tutu
     
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