The joy of teen sex

On channel 4 right now

The first wee guy on it with his burd is scared of the beard

Get ****ing stuck in ya wee queerhawk

 

Kids having sex produces babies.

Also...

Council houses,herpes and social security

 

Wish I was 20 again

 

BH you don't want to be 20 again, you want to be 20 RIGHT NOW!!

All these wee sluts that go about these days ****ing choking furra boaby, dirty as ****

 

She's complaining about big nipples? FFS, is she aff her heid?

Let's be seeing them eh?

<CHOKEYTUGMUIR>

 

It's just a bunch of leftie arm around the shoulder types getting off discussing squelchy squelchy with teens

 

Modern day teen burds are ****e.

Consulting about how they're going tae swallow the boaby?

Jist get it doon yer grinner and taste the wallpaper paste

 

<------- Give me a real woman any day!

 

****in hell, did you see those moulds he's collected?

Some burd must've had a clit like the nose of a submarine!

 

That guy with the moulds have the best job in the world

Wonder if he's ever been tempted to stick in a finger or two

 

Up the fartpipe?

 

Ingrowing nipples and greasy, ginger hair

Nae luck

 

FFS, he's wearing Paisley-pattern y-fronts and he's greeting aboot the state of her clout?

 

Watchin it now. Id be right in there.

 

The best cure for ingrowning nips is to suck em right oot

Btw the burd complaining about having big nips should get a ****ing grip <likemonkeysfingersmuir>

 

Don't get me started on nipples after that psycho bird I was plowing

 

I saw that too, he had a mould of a clitoral hood that looked like a ****ing golf brolly