If there is a heaven and hell then I am going straight to the burning fires. I laugh at disabled children jokes and haven't found anything I can't **** to on the internet. The hunt goes on.
*Heaven *Hell God disny like it when you diss him by improperly capitalizing his holiday homes. Nae wonder yer having such bad luck.
You don't understand. He's "literally obsessed" which must be some kind of obsession we are not yet aware of! Step carefully. He may be dangerous. Literally.
I really like the Smiths but, and stop me if you've heard this one before, f I was going through depression and writing blogs about it I probably would not use their album tracks as chapter headings. You really just need to accept yourself but these things take time.
He means you're turning into a senile piss stinking ***** **** Personally I think you're a decent chap.