Can't you read? Am not going. PM me some tasteful naked pics of you. If I like what I see you can then PM me some really filthy pics of you. If I like them too I will give you the night of your life in Sheffield's premier Hotel. Canny say fairer than that.
Fuxake. The cosh was at the ready. Then you blow it by bringing out yours too quickly. Stand the **** down. Then get yerself back to stalker school. Yer ****in fired.
Stop givin away our secrets! You are so ****in fired! (SN23 will shortly die in an accident involving his big mooth)
Gambol ..... you are such a gem ..... am almost crying with laughter ...... how do women resist your charm