Doctor to patient, 'I'm prescribing suppositories, take one a day' Patient to doctor 2 weeks later, "For all the good those pills did I might as well have stuck 'em up my arse"
Now is the opportunity we've been waiting for to get Siemen sprayed all over our chests. Failing that, Pepis.
I would go with one of these if it was up to me (try to figure it out without using google, I feel like only one of them should be difficult). Devlin-MacGregor Pharmaceuticals Combine Honnete Ober Advancer Mercantiles (CHOAM) Veidt Industries Blue Sun Multinational United
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A mate at work had to use those as he had an overly aggressive case of Plymouth Argyles. Silly bastard forgot he's just popped on up as he bent over and tried to blast out a violent tromp. The rest, as they say, is history. Still gets ragged about to this day and rightly so, why he thought telling the full office he was sticking those things up his sphincter was a good idea still baffles me. Clown shoe.
Weylan-Yultani Corporation Tyrell Corp Cyberdyne Systems Stark Industries Rekall The Galactic Empire Omni Consumer Products Planet Express Wayne Enterprises All would be good sponsors.
Is there such a thing as a 'good sponsor'? I know there's bad ones but I dont think I could tell you a single club sponsor other than Emirates at Arsenal cos of the stadium (I think, I'm not even sure about that) and Pirelli at Inter cos they've done it for ****ing aeons. I just don't register who sponsors a shirt.
BTW, I knew yours were jokes, I just raised the point while on 'good sponsors'. Off the top of my head I dont know what Rekall or Omni are though.
You sad bastard, I could name you every clubs sponsor in the top four divisions. YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
Never heard of 'em or Gothenburg Way come to think of it. Are you on a wind up? Isn't Gothenburg the place Batman lives? Why would a place in Hull be named after where Batman lives???? You can't fool me Quilliam, I can see this is a trap and I'm not falling into it.
