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**** of the Month - May 2015

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Amin Arrears, May 28, 2015.

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Who's the biggest ****?

Poll closed Jun 4, 2015.
  1. Steve Bruce

    27.4%
  2. Martin Atkinson (ref v Burnley)

    3.2%
  3. Elmohamady

    4.2%
  4. Abel Hernandez

    5.3%
  5. Marouane Fellaini

    14.7%
  6. Gollum Lloyd

    3.2%
  7. Vickie Timbrell (bitch who stole the shirt at L1 P/O final)

    41.1%
  8. Lee Mason (ref v Arsenal)

    1.1%
  1. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    It's the last monthly comp and the last chance for our lucky nominees to reach the final. It's a decent month this time round anarl, some proper ****s to pick from.

    Steve Bruce - taking us down, going 5 at the back at home v Burnley in a must win game, releasing Rosey and super Paul McShane whilst offering his son a two year deal...

    Martin Atkinson - ****ing useless refereeing display against Burnley

    Elmo - that truly horrific dive against Arsenal

    Abel Hernandez - punching Phil Jones at 0-0 down in a must win game, missing some absolute sitters and just generally not giving a **** being a **** waste of money

    Marouane Fellaini - for that absolutely atrocious stamp/knee assault on McShane

    Gollum Lloyd - just being a general ****er and banging on about rugby league being the biggest sport on the planet

    Vickie Timbrell - that horrible 31 year old whore at the League 1 playoff final, who isn't even a Preston fan, who stole Beckfords shirt from the hands of an 8 year old boy

    Lee Mason - the twat ref in charge of the Arsenal game who wandered over to Meyler after his face got stamped on, saw his head bleeding, then told Arsenal to play on leaving Meyler dying on the floor

    Notable absentees: anyone to do with FIFA as they're all banned on the grounds they're just far too big ****s, and Jake Livermore who gets auto qualification keeping this round competitive because he'd obviously walk it otherwise.

    May the biggest **** win!
     
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  2. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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  3. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Can I vote for all of them? a bigger and better bunch of ****s than we have seen all season long, each one deserving to win. tough choice this.
     
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  4. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    it isn't SB's fault that he is **** at PL management - but it is Vickies fault that she is scum of the earth!
     
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  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    You have problems with disabled children. Who's fault is that?
     
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  6. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    what disabled child?
     
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  7. Pork

    Pork Well-Known Member

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    Jake Livermore shouldn't get an automatic bye.
    Voters should have chance to give him a unanimous **** off.

    There have been other "obvious" winners who haven't been given a bye. in previous rounds

    Hat should be be nominated for pulling a ****s trick with the poll. The month hasnt even finished yet.
     
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  8. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Shut up you whinging ****. The rules of the competition are clear.
     
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  9. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    I nominate Smartarse.
     
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  10. hcafc-anon

    hcafc-anon Active Member

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    It's too late now to nominate all of us (including myself) for reading this thread, actually voting in it and (in some cases it seems) taking it seriously.

    Ooops! That's probably worth a ban :emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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  11. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    At first glance there didn't seem an outstanding candidate to me, not like AKCJ was anyway, then I zoned in on the whore that stole the shirt, she seems a logical choice, but then I have to admit that Steve Bruce has made a great attempt at overtaking her. It's gonna be close I reckon.
     
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  12. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Doesn't like it, still comments on it rather than getting on with life and ignoring it...
     
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  13. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Elmohamady, hands down.


    Strong case for COTS for me.
     
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  14. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Just a reminder not to bother voting for yourself in COTS else it'll just be discounted.
     
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  15. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Am I nominated then?
     
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  16. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    No surprise from you. If he weren't a Hull City player you wouldn't give two ****s probably.

    He is a **** though.
     
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  17. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    All the monthly winners along with a couple of extremely ****ish ****s are in there.

    I expect Blatter to walk it.
     
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  18. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Was Adrian the Leeds player up for vote last season?

    I think i'd have voted for him or myself.

    You hvae to admit that it was incredible. I wouldn't have been too bothered if he hadn't got up and appealed <laugh>
     
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  19. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    I have no idea.

    I do remember that though, that was ****ing hilarious.
     
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  20. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    At least that kid's got a replacement shirt from Beckford...

    please log in to view this image
     
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