Hoyoots?

Here's our current squad list, also including the Forest lads.
I've highlighted in Blue the ones I'd keep and there are 19.
There are however 16 I'd happily see leave.
I'd keep Jonas as a squad player and give Cabella that important second season.
How would your hoyoots stack up?


Tim Krul (G)
Rob Elliot (G)
Freddie Woodman (G)
Fabricio Coloccini (D)
Ryan Taylor (D)
Mike Williamson (D)
Massadio Haidara (D)
Darryl Janmaat (D)
Steven Taylor (D)
Curtis Good (D)
Paul Dummett (D)
Lubomir Satka (D)
Jamie Sterry (D)
Moussa Sissoko (M)
Vurnon Anita (M)
Jack Colback (M)
Rolando Aarons (M)
Jonas Gutierrez (M)
Remy Cabella (M)
Cheick Tiote (M)
Gabriel Obertan (M)
Mehdi Abeid (M)
Olivier Kemen (M)
Papiss Cisse (F)
Siem de Jong (F)
Yoan Gouffran (F)
Facundo Ferreyra (F)
Ayoze Perez (F)
Sammy Ameobi (F)
Emmanuel Riviere (F)
Adam Armstrong (F)
Adam Campbell (F)
Alex Gilliead (F)
Karl Darlow
Jamaal Lascelles

 

I'd keep Riviere. I'd like to see how he performs with a decent coach (providing we get one that is)

I'll be honest I wouldn't be too fussed if krul was sold.

other than that I'd agree with them

 

I'd like to see Colo booted out and Riviere kept [he may actually be decent next season.] Other than that, I agree.

 

Satka is still young enough to get it right. Other than that it's spot on. Apart from being as realistic as bringing in Bielsa as head coach. 15 gone?

 

We might as well keep Williamson over Saylor, at least he's fit for more than 60 seconds a season.

I'd keep Riviere and give him another season. He works hard and is a decent target, he just needs more confidence in front of goal.

He got into some decent positions and has shown good pace and strength as well as determination.

 

Definitely keep Satka, but get some decent coaching in place. That lad has talent so let's not waste it.

I agree about keeping Riviere for another season. It would be stupid to throw him away now. Again though, it comes down to coaching. Let's see what a decent coach can do with him.

I'd let both Taylors go with a thank you and wishing them all the best. I agree about keeping Jonas.

 

Agree with that, perhaps apart from Anita, i dont care for him! He played well Sunday, but one good performence hasnt won me over.

lol Williamson! no no no, I'd take a one legged S taylor or even a two legged T Bramble over Williamson

 

I think if Colo had a proper CB playing alongside him you would see him back to the prime Colo of a few years ago.

I would rather have Carver with no legs crawling at the back than Williamson.

 

I thought Riviere had a decent game on Sunday [aside from missing that sitter.] He is improving, but lacks confidence in front of goal.

 

Would keep Rivierre I know he is here to score goals, and is failing miserably, but he is doing all other aspects of being a forward well and works hard is strong etc etc ..Another season and DECENT coaching might see him turn the scoring ability around. (keep Satka and Kemen too.)

Krul to me seems to have regressed badly this past year /18 month and so is one of my ...'hmmmm's' .maybe time for him to leave. (even acknowledging he hasn't had anything that resembles the term 'defence' in front of him for that time)

Sissoko...is one I would show the door to ..too 'cant be bothered' most of the time .. an attitude we cannot afford for the (very)occasional Motm performances he put in.

Colo ...I dont know ..I am beginning to suspect he has too much influence without producing the performances that deserve that amount of influence ..and that he wants to be away and back to Argentina ASAP. (that said, A complete new defence without some stability isn't good either)

Jonas ..(keep..not for sentimental reasons) ..we all know he is well passed his prime , but would definately keep him as a senior squad player /ambassador type role on a one year rolling extension (if he wanted too, he is probably fed up to his back teeth with the club's organisation)

 

Tim Krul (G)
Rob Elliot (G)
Freddie Woodman (G)
Fabricio Coloccini (D)
Ryan Taylor (D)
Mike Williamson (D)
Massadio Haidara (D)
Darryl Janmaat (D)
Steven Taylor (D)
Curtis Good (D)
Paul Dummett (D)
Lubomir Satka (D)
Jamie Sterry (D)
Moussa Sissoko (M)
Vurnon Anita (M)
Jack Colback (M)
Rolando Aarons (M)
Jonas Gutierrez (M)
Remy Cabella (M)
Cheick Tiote (M)
Gabriel Obertan (M)
Mehdi Abeid (M)
Olivier Kemen (M)
Haris Vuckic (M/F)
Papiss Cisse (F)
Siem de Jong (F)
Yoan Gouffran (F)
Facundo Ferreyra (F)
Ayoze Perez (F)
Sammy Ameobi (F)
Emmanuel Riviere (F)
Adam Armstrong (F)
Adam Campbell (F)
Alex Gilliead (F)
Karl Darlow
Jamaal Lascelles

 

Allreet Modface.
How gans it?

 

I'd keep Satka and Kemen.

I'm not having bloody Riviere, he's ****ing useless.

 

With you on this. He showed a bit of willingness to run here and there, but his fcking finishing is an embarrassment. His miss was worse than Anita's "pass".

 

I'd hoy oot the following:

ACS - after months of broken romises he finally went to Fenwick's - wearing a false backside. Pathetic wimp. Disgrace to the Toon and totally disrespectful to the valiant effort by Jonas to keep us up.

Heed - downright cheat. Enough said.

Trev - an even bigger downright cheat than Heed.

JPF - has clearly defected to the dark side and shared bodily fluids with 'them'.

Warm Pouch/Boa Constrictor/Hacky Sack/DMW/Boro Gully/Great Escape and whatever else he's been called - with such a split personality this guy is a grade 1 psycho.

Mr Tiote - yes he was almost right, but almost simply isn't going to be good enough for a club that is now clearly going places and chasing success.

Tash - got all serious about health and ****. No more stories of shagging fat birds. No more tossing himself off into oblivion. No more meltdowns. Now it's all exercise and healthy eating. How are we meant to have fun with that?

 

Christ Great Escape is Hacky Sack? I had no idea. He seemed less of a ****, that's what lulled me in to a false sense of security.

 

less of a **** but still a ****.

 

Too many ****ing name changes around here. I can't keep up with it all.

BTW I really, really, really hate Mick Lowes. He really is a stale cooze of a man/parade float.

 

Is Mick Lowes also Hacky Sack then?

 

Tim Krul (G)
Rob Elliot (G)
Freddie Woodman (G) Loan
Fabricio Coloccini (D)
Ryan Taylor (D)
Mike Williamson (D)
Massadio Haidara (D)
Darryl Janmaat (D)
Steven Taylor (D)
Curtis Good (D)
Paul Dummett (D)
Lubomir Satka (D) Loan
Jamie Sterry (D) Loan
Moussa Sissoko (M)
Vurnon Anita (M)
Jack Colback (M)
Rolando Aarons (M)
Jonas Gutierrez (M)
Remy Cabella (M)
Cheick Tiote (M)
Gabriel Obertan (M)
Mehdi Abeid (M)
Olivier Kemen (M)
Papiss Cisse (F)
Siem de Jong (F)
Yoan Gouffran (F)
Facundo Ferreyra (F)
Ayoze Perez (F)
Sammy Ameobi (F)
Emmanuel Riviere (F)
Adam Armstrong (F) Loan
Adam Campbell (F)
Alex Gilliead (F)
Karl Darlow
Jamaal Lascelles