Post a lie about the poster above.

Obese Wan was overjoyed when he was given the lead role in a movie, but dissapointed that another person was brought in for the later scenes of the ugly duckling.

 

DMD was disappointed that he didn't receive a single vote in the general election, despite months of campaigning for the seat in Hull East.

He has now decided to step down as the leader of the Monster-Raving Foul-Mouthed Benefit-Sponging Chav-Loving Anti-Foreigner Beer-Swilling Window-Licking Bed-Wetting Arse-Scratching Socialist-Democratic-Republican-Communist-Liberal-Tory-Labour Party.

 

Obese wan is still confused, and does not understand he's supposed to post a lie, not the truth.

P'S,. You should have introduced yourself as we've clearly met.

 

DMD only got into party politics because he thought the 'Swingometer' was a sort of 'spin-the-bottle' at a Swingers' party.

 

Obi joined a political party, but left when he couldn't find the jelly and ice creams.

He's plucking up the courage to get involved in a political movement. He's a bit scatty.

 

DMD has promised that when he gets into power there will definitely be a referendum on Europe.

He wants to know once and for all whether the UK public prefer French fries or Italian pizza.

 

Obi is sticking to UK politics. His main platform is to end the north south divide.

He's calling for both sides to unite, and kick the **** out of the brummies.

 

DMD is leading a political campaign to change the official worldwide name of Great Britain to 'The Great British Tigers' as he feels this will help with futue trade with the Far East.

 

Obi is still trying to workout why anyone would put so much effort into trading with Lowestoft.

 

Having successfully tested his new voodoo doll cursing skills on Newcastle's players in recent weeks, DMD is now going to try them on Man United this week in a last ditch attempt to keep Hull up. Even though he should be concentrating on Sunderland. Pkeeeeeaaase.

 

Knowing Newcastle need to finish on a high, and the players need to do the biz when they cross the white line, Obi is campaigning for them to sign Jake Livermere.

 

DMD has tried to numb the pain of potential relegation by betting his life savings, house, car, possessions, clothesvand even his family on Hull being relegated. So if they go down he'll be the richest man in Hull, buf if they stay up he'll be poor but very happy (apart from having no season ticket or TV to watch footy on).

 

Obi wishes he was on holiday with me !

 

& Vic is gutted I'm not on holiday with him

 

Minxy wishes she was on holiday with Vic to rub suntan lotion his back...

 

Vic clearly doesn't realise that Minxy is really a man.

Or does he???

 

Obi's moto is " Any Port in a Storm " ....

 

Vic has gone quiet for a few days as he is still fantasising about Lamby wearing a leather mini-sirt, stockings and high heels.

 

Obi is miffed that Vic isn't fantasising about him

 

If Minxy would finally shave her beard off, then Vic might start fantasising about her.