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  1. kiwiqpr

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    The pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.
    After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.
    After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding salary.
    A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.
    After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us."
    Silence fell over the congregation.
    In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubber boots."
    The entire congregation said, "Amen."
     
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    Good Afternoon fellow Likers <ok>
     
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    adam johnsons favourite song



    alledgedly
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Sorry not a like song but Kiwi, it's from Barnsley...

     
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    I want to go to this place...

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    What is money laundering?

    Is it when you wash your jeans at one of these places and you have left a £20 note in the pocket. You know, it comes out all crisp and smells of Daz automatic with aloe vera?

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    I'v never been much of a Kiss fan (the band that is) but I Like this one lots...

     
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    Aloe Vera - isn't that what Jack Duckworth used to say to his missus Vera on Coronation Street ?
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Good afternoon everyone - liked what I could on this site.
     
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    Liked all!

    Can someone recommend a bank that offers an overdraft on you savers account?
     
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