Leicester City are offering all ticket holders for their game on Sunday a free drink (bottle of beer or water) to celebrate their Premiership survival http://www.lcfc.com//news/article/the-beers-are-on-vichai-top-2464314.aspx
Hull City supporters are being offered a complimentary bottle of strychnine at Sunday's home match so they can die when they want to.
Just finished loading the car ready for an early morning run to the airport & a mate from Leicester texted me to ask if the Allams were doing the same for us to drown our sorrows