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Favourite Chocolate Biscuit

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  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    When I was a young loon I liked sweet things but the subsequently went off them after I had a near death experience when I was 20 in 1999.

    My favourite chocolate biscuit back then was the Orange Club. Used to bite all the chocolate off first leaving the biscuit and orange filling. I can remember getting really ****ed off if whilst removing the chocolate I accidently bit into the biscuit. But then I have always been a bit of a perfectionist.

    A close second would be the Montego - with a hint of ginger.
     
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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Looks like I got back just in time!!

    Great thread, Drew <ok>
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    We have not had enough "favourite" threads of late.

    Though it was time to redress the balance Baz <ok>
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I like chocolate and I like oranges, but they should never go together. I like kit-kats, especially after a tasty omelette.
     
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    Before the diabetes I always got a chocolate orange at Christmas. Loved it. The white chocolate version was even better.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What was the near death experience and how can we make closer?
     
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  7. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    I consume chocolate biscuits anally, then **** them out and make a scat vid and post it online then watch the money roll in.

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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Taxi for ER.
     
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  9. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You can't really Fingers.

    I was examined by a psychologist recently but he also tested my reflexes (you know knees and elbows)

    After he finished he said to me "Well Mr ER according to that you are clinically dead). Absolutely no response whatsoever. Oh how we laughed.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So an expert psychologist determined you were in possession of knees and elbows and concluded you were clinically dead? I'd seek a second opinion.

    ...and here it is: yer a fud <ok>
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Nope, actually one of the few times I have been honest on here.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Clinically dead means no brain activity, so I guess yer right.
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Good.

    Now **** off.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Okey dokey, my crazy friend :grin:
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I do like a Twix or a Taxi, maybe even a Chocolate Club but I have to say Chocolate Orange is my favourite chocolate bar (not a biscuit), as for my fave biscuit? Has to be Dark Chocolate Digestives straight outta the fridge,
     
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  16. Archers Road

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    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...the Chocolate Hobnob. A Prince among biscuits.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    A digestive would knock the **** out of a Hob nob.
     
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    How big a discount do Dignitas offer for group bookings?
     
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  19. Archers Road

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    Thats it, you've gone too far now.
     
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    home made custard creams
     
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