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A trip to Froganesia

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Am going there first week of June, taking car and, in my opinion, the ability to shout to make myself understood is all I need to take. The bird thinks different however:

    Do you really need all that **** now that we are all friends in our European superstate?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, May 19, 2015
  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Aye...the french are ****s and youll need all that , especially as you are a rosce beouf!
     
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  3. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Don't take your car. Hire one out there; it will negate the cost of buying all that crap from Halfords.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Probably not all that gear but a tolerance/appreciation/understanding et al of your EU neighbour would help you in your trip abroad
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    ps You don't have to shout,majority can speak english which puts us to shame on these islands not able to speak any other language,only saying
     
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    Mick O'Toon, May 19, 2015
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Don't wash for a fortnight and get your burd to grow her armpit hair and you will fit right In.

    You will also get a warm welcome at Celtic park<cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 19, 2015
  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Don't forget to call the waiters "garcon".
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Why the **** would you go to France? Why the **** would you drive there?

    Answer: Pikey
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    We are taking the dogs.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ pikey
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Fixed for my mate Gambol<cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 20, 2015
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  11. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    You don't have any mates.
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Looks like you have one. Wee Toby....ouch <laugh>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 20, 2015
  13. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <confused> Can you explain? Not sure i follow the much-derided Alko Logic.
     
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  14. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Stopme in £1 Mail coupon booze cruise shame.<laugh>
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, May 20, 2015
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I could but I'm not going to bother. <ok>
     
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  16. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    You won't need all that **** if you take the train.
     
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  17. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Wit about the dugs ?<laugh>
     
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  18. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh> What a cop out.
     
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  19. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Bollox I've forked out for a gite but the car will be heavier on the way back.
     
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  20. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I drive in France about twice a year and never needed any of that pish, but then I am a registered ***** and therefore exempt from French law.
     
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