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  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Can we take your signature as a sign of his release soon? <whistle>
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Is this a friend of your kid?? If so tell them to get the **** out of the door and tell your kid it's hard line. It's your ****ing house!!
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    The tears...oh the tears.... they are all fake though

    I've got a choice sex or annoy the missus Cos she's soft

    Still the news is the kids job is working on 3rd day... no live in lodger since
     
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  4. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Can charge rent now

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    You will now be able to upgrade your axe to one that can chop carrots and then plant on your land, just a thought
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're welcome to tie the knots as tight as you like.............................................
     
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  6. Eleven days...? That may have broken the three second rule <whistle>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    SHE'S GONE!!! The thieving barmaid finally pushed it too far, apparently and got sacked on Sunday night. She called Denice a '****', amongst other things. However, it's odds-on who the replacement will be and it aint good ****ing news. It'll probably be the wife of the utter **** who puts George Formby, the Muppets and even Queen on the jukie and threatens me for putting Neil Young on. She's a piss-head, probably a thief and defo a **** as well. You can't ****ing win <doh>

    In other news, I took a Vietnamese-American guy who I placed with a manc-based client out for a meal last night. Went to the Yang Sing in Chinatown. His job is business development director - USA. What a boring ****ing twat. Doesn't ;listen to music, doesn't read outside of scientific publications and doesn't like sport. Needless to say, I didn't get anywhere German grannies. Final nail in his coffin - HE DOESN'T DRINK <yikes> It was like watching a massive vat of paint dry. How can you have someone so utterly boring in a sales role?
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What the **** are you on about?
     
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  9. Minxy's comment you quoted was posted on 8 May. It's taken you eleven days to respond <doh>
     
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  10. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Thats cos he has been tied up ;)
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Any comments on what I actually posted earlier? <doh>
     
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  12. No, you bore me :)
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'll ****ing knock **** out of you if I get my ****ing hands on you <laugh>
     
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  14. #random

    Just as well you get outpaced by a snail then <laugh>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It was a particularly fast ****er <ok>
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Ntohing wrong with Queen or the Muppets!
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> You're as deluded as that **** <ok>
     
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  18. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Why don't you like Queen :(
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Youve just inadvertadly called minxy deluded...

    time to sit back and watch you try get out of that hole you've dug yourself <whistle>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They're OK, Minx. Just massively overrated in my opinion. They don't move me like Steely Dan or Neil Young.
     
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