Tinned tomatoes or fresh tomato (with a fry-up)? Will the otter ever replace the dog as Britain's favourite pet? Can I join you for dinner this evening? If yes, what will we be eating? And do you sit at a table or on the sofa with a tray? Would you be interesting in lagging my pipes for £2500? Have you ever defecated in an A4 jiffy bag and sent it to a tabloid newspaper? Should ghost-taxis be liable for insurance and MOT? If you had to type a letter for Benny Hill's agent, which font would you use? Can the people of Kidderminster ever be forgiven for their multitude of sins?
Either No, because they are wild animals and cannot be tamed Yes, the walk will certainly sharpen your appetite Steak Pie Table No No No Arial No
Tinned tomatoes or fresh tomato (with a fry-up)? Neither Will the otter ever replace the dog as Britain's favourite pet? Tarka! No! #shovel Can I join you for dinner this evening? Aye. Bring wine. Lots of it. If yes, what will we be eating? A fine selection of sweet meats And do you sit at a table or on the sofa with a tray? I would suggest we stay away from the sofa Would you be interesting in lagging my pipes for £2500? Yes Have you ever defecated in an A4 jiffy bag and sent it to a tabloid newspaper? No. *See the sofa question Should ghost-taxis be liable for insurance and MOT? Only if driving a Rolls Royce Phantom If you had to type a letter for Benny Hill's agent, which font would you use? Lucida Console, and the letter would be 'P' :giggle: Can the people of Kidderminster ever be forgiven for their multitude of sins? I duno where that is
Fair enough. Carrier bags are what train drivers use. They lob them aff the train whenever it's slows on approach to stations. True story.
Tinned Yes, but not in Northumberland Yes Pizza from Iceland, Tyldesley Sofa with a tray. You'd get the big, round rotating armchair If that's not a euphemism, yes No. Always in a shoe box. Yes Tacoma Only by Our Lord.
Tinned tomatoes or fresh tomato (with a fry-up)?Tinned, Will the otter ever replace the dog as Britain's favourite pet? Naw Can I join you for dinner this evening? Aye If yes, what will we be eating? Ahm in a hotel with a la ****ing carte restaurant so take yer pick And do you sit at a table or on the sofa with a tray? Table Would you be interesting in lagging my pipes for £2500? Naw but I'll ask Mrs Gas if she fancies lagging yer pipe Have you ever defecated in an A4 jiffy bag and sent it to a tabloid newspaper? No Should ghost-taxis be liable for insurance and MOT? Yes for the good of public spirit If you had to type a letter for Benny Hill's agent, which font would you use? times new roman Can the people of Kidderminster ever be forgiven for their multitude of sins? Only the ones with no tattoos
Yer offishully a **** Tinned tomatoes should only be used for launching at the heids of ****s who would consider eating tinned tomatoes.
Tinned tomatoes or fresh tomato (with a fry-up)? None … Will the otter ever replace the dog as Britain's favourite pet? It has in my household. He’s very small, so when I put the heating on i proclaim – it’s getting a little otter in here! Can I join you for dinner this evening? Yes If yes, what will we be eating? Otter **** And do you sit at a table or on the sofa with a tray? We stand over the sink to save on washing up liquid. Would you be interesting in lagging my pipes for £2500? No, but I shag them for £50 Have you ever defecated in an A4 jiffy bag and sent it to a tabloid newspaper? No, I’ve shat in a tabloid newspaper and sent it to Jiffy. Should ghost-taxis be liable for insurance and MOT? Only Third party insurance. If you had to type a letter for Benny Hill's agent, which font would you use? WINGDINGS 2 Can the people of Kidderminster ever be forgiven for their multitude of sins? Not all of them…only some. I get to choose.
You anaw. Can I join you in your hotel room? Nae strings attached. Except I expect ma knob to be sooked.
