I would happily suck this, in fact I would run, full pelt, gob open, slavering like a rabid dog, if the deal was to get rid of Mike Ashley from our club! Anyone feel the same??
The support I was looking for, WAS NOT, you lot pushing my effing head into his crotch whilst laughing at my sacrifice!!
Pop some lypsil on and go for it. I'd personally draw the line at a camel's foreskin. I ain't that bad.
Oh no, no, no, you've misjudged us. We'rd not mocking you, we really appreciate your loyal sacrifice. Truly we do. Now can you just get your effing head closer to his crotch. Go on don't be shy. There, that's it.
As Obi says we really appreciate you taking one for the team. Lick the tip, go on. It will probably taste like an atomic fireball gobstopper.
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Yes but at least Lord Suckdick is proposing to do it for a good cause, not just for personal pleasure.
This. We have 4 days until relegation unless you can pucker up and swallow the pork sword enough for Satan to work his ethereal magic.
This. Our survival now depends entirely on Lord Suckdick and his public sacrifice If we go down it will purely be because Lord Duckdick didn't. Therefore if we are relegated he will be to blame - not Mike, Charnley, Carver and co. - and so he will be stripped, covered in honey andleft in the Dreadfort with JPF and BRS to do as they wish for all eternity.
