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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Billy Death, May 14, 2015.

  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    I have to say, the Jarman's are canny good at this like.
    They've got some fit owld biddies.
    Anyone else enjoy it?
     
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  2. Blunham Mackem

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    <laugh><laugh> What the hell have you been watching Billy? <laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Granny porn obviously. <laugh>
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It's like a James Patterson book cover when Billy writes a thread, you can tell the author just by looking at the ****ing title. <laugh>

    Two words that don't belong together for me I'm afraid mate.
     
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    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Old age is not to be scoffed at Billy - at one time I had six inches and a wrinkle now I have six wrinkles and an inch
     
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  6. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    You guys crack me up, lol.
    Right, I'm off to plant some pansies. <ok>
     
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  7. ROBOJOHN

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    Ooh Matron !
     
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  8. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Haddaway & ****e man.
    It arl gans on in Runcorn yer knaar.
     
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    A mate of mine (honestly) says that it does shrink with age <whistle> . . . . and I definitely believe him :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Well I thought mine was getting smaller as time wore on but it seems to be bigger these days - mind you I have just switched to bi-focals <laugh>
     
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  11. Blunham Mackem

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    According to my mates Mrs who's a carer, it definitely does. It needs to be kept in use!

    Now you know why I've got a younger Mrs!
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Mine's kept in use . . . erm, I mean my mate's is :emoticon-0107-sweat, but it doesn't seem to have the same affect as previously (apparently) :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  13. Blunham Mackem

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    Stop using it on yer mate then! <laugh>
     
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  14. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Must admit I've gotten to the vinegar stroke a few times knocking one out over these owldies.
     
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    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Don't understand this at all.
     
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  16. farnboromackem

    farnboromackem Well-Known Member

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    One of the best shags I've ever had was with a 50 + year old. Now thats now granny porn for you but i was only 24 at the time. Based on my calculations, she will be 75 ish. Wouldnt mind having another go - does that count
     
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    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Out of curiosity i borrowed a porn vid off a mate (this was before the internet when grot vids were a rare treat) called ultimate granny gang bang. Expecting a youngish glamorous granny (early-mid 50's???) I was horrified when I was met with an auld dear with a bald patch trundling in with her zimmer frame into a room full of young hulkish brutes! She looked like somebody on her last legs from an old peoples home. After about 5-10 horrific minutes I couldnt take anymore and after fastforwarding to see if she ended up being doinked up the bot (she wasnt) I turned it off! I'll never forget the look of shock on some of the blokes faces when she walked in as if they were not told of the theme of the vid beforehand and were expecting a young stunner! I rememer thinking that if I ever ended up being in the adult film industry, knowing my luck, that would have been my first gig.
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    That's a hell of a tale mate.
     
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  19. The Relic

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    Just wait till you get to my age sonny. <laugh> :emoticon-0148-yes: Mmmmmm.
     
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  20. Nostalgic

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    I'm saying nowt.
     
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