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Really Funny Guardian Article. You can't make this up!

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  1. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Read the article before revealing the spoiler. :emoticon-0136-giggl
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    http://www.theguardian.com/football...ull-city-relagated-premier-league-qpr-burnley
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    Hull City are in a perilous position after a weekend in which they were the only remaining team in the relegation battle that failed to pick up points. Their home defeat to Burnley (who were relegated despite their win) has left a sense of impending doom looming over the KC Stadium.

    Hull’s plight has been a drawn out process, with the fans suffering for some time in the league. Since the beginning of the 2014 calendar year they have picked just 0.87 points per game. However, what seemed to be a torrid run-in, facing Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester United in their final two matches, seems more favourable after the weekend’s results. Spurs have very much packed in for the season, falling to a dismal 3-0 defeat to Stoke on Saturday, while Liverpool’s failure to beat Chelsea meant that Louis van Gaal’s side have almost certainly assured their place in next season’s Champions League qualifiers. The task ahead remains unenviable for Bruce’s men, who have beaten Tottenham just once in thePremier League and have never picked up a point against United in the top flight.

    Just why Hull find themselves in such a daunting position is not that easy to explain. Leicester couldn’t buy a win before their remarkable run of form; Sunderland were dismal at home before Dick Advocaat’s arrival; Newcastle have been in freefall since January; and Villa couldn’t score a goal in a month of Sunday’s under Paul Lambert. But, when you consider that Hull City spent more money then any of the sides around them this season, totalling at over £40m when including the January transfer window, their current situation becomes more troubling, and a damning indictment on their manager.

    They have spent over the odds on a number of first team “stars” who have fallen short of expectations and the strength in depth has been lacking. The £10m purchase of Abel Hernández seemed baffling at the time given his sporadic goalscoring record in Italy and the £8m they spent on securing the permanent transfer of Jake Livermore was probably celebrated more in Tottenham than in Hull.

    The former Spurs midfielder has been partnered in midfield by Tom Huddlestone, another man who moved from White Hart Lane, but they have had relatively disappointing campaigns, securing modest ratings of 6.72 and 6.79. That neither player’s place has come under a real threat, albeit in the prolonged absence of the injured Mo Diame, has been an issue.

    The pair are far from the guiltiest culprits – Sone Aluko (6.33) and Allan McGregor(6.42) are among the league’s lowest rated players – but the fact that they are two of just five outfielders to start more than 21 matches this season shows that they have been too comfortable despite offering relatively little at times. Bruce has struggled to find a settled side, or indeed formation, in a team littered with new faces since their promotion to the Premier League. Flitting between a back three and back four becomes harder for players when personnel are changed so frequently.

    Hull don’t rank among the league’s bottom three for any of the usual key statistics, with 11.1 shots per game putting them in 17th, a possession share of 44.2% possession leaving them in 16th, and a pass accuracy of 76.5% as good as 13th in the division, but neither do they stand out in any category. Their averages in terms of shots conceded per game, tackles and interceptions are all middling in the league.

    They have come unstuck this season because they have struggled to finish goalscoring chances. Since the start of last year, Hull have scored the fewest goals in the Premier League (49) of the 17 sides that have featured in the last two campaigns, despite investing heavily in their front line. Hernández has been joined by Dame N’Doye (£3.5m), Nikica Jelavic (£6.5m) and Shane Long (£7m) on the arrivals list at the KC Stadium, with a total of £27m spent on strikers alone.

    Bruce has clearly been given enough money to keep the club afloat but he is looking increasingly unlikely to succeed, be it through poor decisions in the transfer market or bad luck. Long-term injuries to the likes of Robert Snodgrass and Mohamed Diamé, who looked likely to improve the squad, have been felt.

    Regardless, Hull City have had the resources to compete and defeat a number of their rivals at the bottom but their form under Bruce has been a concern far beyond this season. They are not dead and buried just yet, but the toothless Tigers need more of a return on their considerable investments in the coming games to beat the drop.​
     
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  2. Brian Storm

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    They were warned, they attacked us, they belittled us, we had posters wumming the whole time they were above us last season until we finished above them then they weren't to be seen. All we did is tell them straight about Bruce. This isn't an arse biter thread, relegation has nowt to do about it. It's about the **** we had for giving feedback on Bruce. Now, seasons later one of the most read papers in the world have backed our side using present day facts. To make it sweeter they've used the Banner the Hull board had made which as only been up a few months as the main picture in their article.

    Sweet Irony completed me thinks.:emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    I was on their board the other day after the Burnley defeat and there was a lot of them suggesting Bruce would go at the end of the season and the reasons why were remarkably similar to what we were saying when he left here.
     
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  4. Brian Storm

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    Mixed bag to be fair Slippery fella. Some are well behind him, relegation or not. I mean a lot of them chipped in for that banner when they were very much in trouble.
     
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    Backs up the old saying of "don't get mad - get even>
     
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    That's why I said a lot of them (not all) - when I was on their board they were talking about the next manager etc
     
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  7. Brian Storm

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    It's a strange little world, you've got your pro bruce and your anti bruce, you've got all the city till we die crew and those think they're rocking the boat and troublesome time. Mad little board. Dead interesting.
     
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  8. Washysafc

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    To be fair until his last game we were the same split not down the middle but there were a number who backed Bruce here until the very end.

    The Hull board is so like this place was just before he went.
     
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    They have the same passion for their club as everyone does on here. Can't knock that!
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Bruce, Meyler, Elmo...

    **** em.
     
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  11. andi1987

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    Wonder what his excuse will be if they get relegated and he gets sacked, hope none of the Hull fans have mentioned his eating habits, birth place or marital status of his parents prior to him being born :'-D.

    Let's hope we get a win Leicester :)
     
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    Why Bruce is given credibility and financial backing is beyond me

    He is a proven failure
     
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  13. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    The irony is, though, that his failure will result in him being given a chance to fail again, which in turn will earn him a blinking fortune :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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    I know. Its like their time spent demonstrating that they are a failure is suddenly viewed as an asset called experience
     
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    Fat geordie cutn, i hope he imlodes on the touchline on saturday, after his 46th melton mowbray experience....taking out meyler, macshite and the egyptian goldenbollocks with him.
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Perfect Bruce song.

     
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