Chelsea have been so dominant this season...

... That my five-year-old asked me if Chelsea won the General Election

Thing is: Jose is that good he probably would

 

Yep he is good enough to run our club and the country. Oh f*** it, he can manage the EU too.

 

Jose for PM
Costa as Foreign sec
JT at the Home Office

 

Ashley Cole as Chancellor of the exchequor

 

I guess Jose would be a good bet for Transport Secretary with his love of buses.

 

In charge of immigration surely?

 

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Oops be careful. Some touchy souls about.

 

Let's hope so.

 

Surely JT should be Minister for Foreign Affairs?

 

I know we are takin the piss now. but i remember as a young lad in the early 70 's worrying like hell would chelsea be relegated. i used to look at the table and try and figure out if we won or lost and the other teams down in the ****e with us won or lost how were we fixed. no i phones then you were waiting for the papers and the tables. jhust saw on chels website where billy birrell made a shell safe that fell on the terrace while he was smoking his pipe. history me bollix !!!

 

Football pink 5.30pm (or was that just a northern thing)

 

feckin hell i remember the pink diego. i used to look forward to that when i worked with my uncle in manchester in 1979. how did they get it it out so quick !! p.s. what are you doin up this late. go to bed ! p.p.s. like your posts. i know you really like us. come out of the closet ! p.p.p.p.p.s i know you probably know this but im pissed.

 

I have no problem with Chelsea at all mate, great team and great manager. I will always have a pop if possible though

 

i know we shouldnt be havin a private conversation on a public forum but what the hell. have just found out that grooveshark has been pulled. all my feckin favorite songs gone. on spotify now after advice fro my niece. what kind of m,usic are you into ?

 

Jose is turning into the next Ed Miliband.