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Ian Beale's Premature Ejaculation Hell

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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    right who on here has suffered from premature ejaculation and how did you fix the problem oh let me guess this is the internet and ****s will just brag how they make their women cum five times a night well i only want honest answers how did u fix it cos ive tried everythin
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  3. Five times a night<laugh>

    My missus would dump me if I was that ****e
     
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  4. Hash.

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    never happened me because my balls are backwards:bandit:
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    It's not necessarily a bad thing. You can get to sleep quicker and there's less chance of being interrupted <ok>
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

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    Real men don't know or care how often their women come during sex.

    As for your PE problem, shag less attractive women till you get your shameful condition under control.
     
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  7. Denny Kalglish

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    2 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation
    The other 8 don't think it's a problem!:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  8. Isn't that muslim guy pumping your wife anyway?

    She's probably too tired from being ragdolled to care when you come
     
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  9. Longview01

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    Funnily enough...this is a great cure
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    it works too well sometimes
     
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    ive tried gettin drunk n less attractive women (hell i dont even have an option in that dept) but nothin works ive heard if u take it out and pinch the end but ive never tried it cos im always too late but cheers for suggestions
     
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    Get Cindy back. Just like Stingio you'll be able to last for hours of tantric sex like he does with his munter Trudy <ok>
     
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  13. User Deleted

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    guys less of the eastenders jibes eh im not really ian beale i would love to do tantric sex but
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    Be better at sex. <ok>

    The only time I have ever had a problem with my performance was the night my granddad died. I was pumping the burd and lost wood. She was sooking it and sooking it trying to get it hard again. Then I got a call from my dad saying my granddad was dead. I said I think the dirty old bastard is haunting my dick. <laugh>
     
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    Hot or cold?

    I only ask as it could have repercussions, such as rolling into casualty with third degree burns and tomato soup all over your cock<ok>
     
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    Cock-a-leekie soup?
     
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    Boom boom<laugh>
     
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  18. User Deleted

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    i want to STOP my cock a leekie though so if anyone has some decent suggestions they would be welcome cheers
     
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  19. Erik

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    Look at this picture as you enter her:

    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. User Deleted

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    viking i'll print it off and tape it to her face cheers for that mate

    will give the tantric a go
     
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