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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Carver, "I'm keeping the seat warm until the next manager arrives......2020 that is."
     
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    might as well put colos towel on it ... he s sure in holiday mode
     
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    *looks desperately down back of chair* "Maybe that's where my dignity's gone"
     
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    "Hey Stevie, do you keep getting injured on purpose...?"
     
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    Why cant people just leave Carver alone.
    He's already told us Sir Bobby will be at his side in the dugout, so there's nothing unusual for them to be having a conversation, is there....
     
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    'where did he go? there's only 3 of us left in the stadium now. please stay you 2 and i'll prove i'm the right man for the job'
     
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    '**** me my coaches are boycotting now'
     
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    What should we do next Stoney? Stoney? Stoney?
     
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    "Anita, get warmed up lad, you're gannin on."
     
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    "What's that? Poyet left zme a present on the chai...? Oh FFS that's disgustin man!"
     
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    Carver despairs as more fans gather outside Fenwick's Window for the 'big show', than actually go to the match.
     
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    Does that pic remind anybody else of the Omen/Damian films? Looks like Saylor might soon get a very long lasting injury! <yikes>
     
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    Carver....."Doh. Where's the ****ing seat belt man?"
     
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    They're all sitting in fat mikes home theatre room, JC is just starting to realise how self centred Ashley is....even his seats at home have the SD logo on them !
     
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    To big Mike Williamson:
    Are you sure its okay to go on this Oblivion ride without the restrainers on?
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