The recent Star Wars trailer

I hope you lot realise you are involved in a discussion about a trailer to a film. Can these threads not be marked OFF TOPIC or better still FSLNO ( for sad lonely nerds only) to stop us people with lives wasting our time reading them thinking they might be about Sissoko and Colback fighting over the use of the NUFC caravan at the weekend.

 

You forgot half-witted and scruffy looking

 

It seems my star warsness has been lying supposedly dormant and unusable..but much like that second death star IM AFRAID YOULL FIND ITS COMPLETELY OPERATIONAL YOUNG JEDI, MUHAHAH

well without checking, i think i could have watched one from the womb, From there it was just a quick trench run, out past the sarlac and through the forest of endor

 

The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation......

 

A non believer! Stone him!

Oops wrong film.

 

anyone have any idea who the new black suited villain is? assuming they are actually a villain, Or the chrome looking stormtrooper/bounty killer?Id imagine they may be specifically created for the film itself but are they drawing influence from anywhere in the star wars universe?

there was a rumour luke could be a villain, which i assume is bollocks..but along with the other rumours that he disappears for 30 years along with some old force reappearing (along with that old lightsaber) im still not sure how this is playing out

 

I heard the Luke angle too. He's guarding Vaders tomb and is a sith lord. Also heard that Bobba Fett makes a return [he didn't die in Jedi.]

 

This isn't the club you'r looking for.

 

he is a WHAT? jesus windy you need to put a warning before you drop that kind of speculation on a guy....lol. actually come to think of it,in the star wars expanded universe boba fett was written to survive iirc. Some sort of complicated father son dynamic makes a lot of sense, considering luke only finds out vader was his father during the whole hectic saga and while he was still young. theres a lot left to resolve

im not sure if that all actually sounds amazing or whether im just way too geeked out for a minute

 

Apparently, ACS was 'destroyed' by a man dressed a bit like Darth Vader and brandishing a large lightsaber handle. He used a lot of Force.

 

I really lost it for a moment lol


when you look at how intimidating Vader is in that gif, this new black suited menace doesnt really compare. Looks too short. Cant really judge much without footage though.

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Shhh...don't tell Charnley

 

yeah this is the black suited menace we really want

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If you were forced at gun point to receive a blow job off Greedo or Salacious Crumb, who would you lads go for?

 

If I HAD to choose, I'd go for Greedo, because:
1. He'd dead so can't give a blow job
2. Salacious is a nasty little ****
3. Greedo has nicer lips
4. He has those user friendly handles on his head

 

But Salacious is more portable for when you need a blow.. On the go....

 

Salacious Crumb would probably bite it off.
Greedo - With those head actions it would probably be amazing.