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Match Day Thread Newcastle United v Swansea - Official Buildup/Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 20, 2015.

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  1. LFC_45

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    relegation battle of the season, cant wait
     
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I don't know mate, I think you'll escape this season <ok>
    YAWN
     
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  3. Seabass

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    I've just read some of Carvers post match chat on the BBC. Talking about De Jong being a big player for us and we have missed him. How exactly can he be a big player for us when he has played about 3 mins of football.
     
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  4. JakartaToon

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    See you are not thinking the Carver-way. With a goal every 3 minutes if he had been ever present he would now be sitting proudly atop the PL goalscorers for this season with a total of 1020 goals. Even with our defence that should have been enough to guarantee us a few draws.
     
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  5. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    In just over 3 minutes of talking bollocks he licked his lips 21 times. I can't believe I counted but anything to take my mind from the **** he was spewing I guess.
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Apr 27, 2015
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    He gets plenty of practice licking his lips...what with Lee Charnley and all...
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Apr 27, 2015
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    Have to be honest Shearer is pissing me as well. All the players fault and apparently he feels 'sorry' for John! Look we know the fat **** is your mate Al but is a ****ing loser and all round bottom feeder.
     
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    this is too much mate <laugh>
     
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    MF SHAK, Apr 27, 2015
  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    We all love licking lips though (if they are clean)
     
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