Off Topic Alcohol

Real Ale when i fancy a pint, as far as spirits go its Whisky or Rum for me.

 

i like wheatbeers from western Europe , but for me most lagers especially of european descent are soleless
i love guinness and many other stout but its not always a favourite tipple
So for me i'd rather take a chance on an unknown Ale over any other type of drink , Although i'd mostly avoid Pale Ales / blondes of any description
- keeping it generic i like the darker ale , browns , rubys and of course the plum flavoured ones
Hate cider of all types , dislike white wine but love good spanish and Chilean Reds
ive never had a bad cocktail nor spirit - if i dont include honey defiled whiskey :/
But cocktails arn't a fave tipple , i either make them for others or have them thrust upon me - with that slight fake hesitance like the party dance at a do

 

So if a "bird" likes any of your choices is she allowed a vote?
We don't want a corrupt ballot on such an important topic (even though you've missed one of the largest consumed drink in the world off the list + cocktails which again are heavily featured in the top 10 alcoholic drinks around the world).

Did you by any chance do the options for Allams "yes to tigers, no to city poll"? His was **** as well.

 

Beer - Mek me own
Cider - Mek me own.

Both knock spots off owt you buy in supermarkets.

But not as good as a well kept real pub ale looked after by someone who knows what they are doing.


Vodka - Infuse me own.

You can infuse vodka with anything really. Bacon's good.

Whiskey - single malt.


Wine - Mek me own like parsnip, dandilion, rhubarb, elderflower


Shop bought.

Red. Never buy owt under a fiver.

White. Italian.

Rosé. Get to ****. I'm not a gayer or a woman.

Fizzy. Champers only.

 

Again you don't seem to be understanding the poll, wine and cocktails are drank by birds, why should I put a birds choice of drink on a football forum? It's a football forum so why would a bird be on it and wanting to vote?

 

I'm interested in brady's input on this thread.

Brady mate, whats your favourite tipple?

 

Maybe you could direct your bigoted & ignorant question to the female members of the forum?

 

I thought you'd already read it?

 

Someone appears to have had a couple of lager tops, & on a school night. Go Suited, you beast.

 

The 1950's called and they seem to be missing a daft lad with a hankering for the good old days. If seen can he please be assisted back to 1953 to be reunited with his own kind.

 

UOTE="SuitedandBooted, post: 7847669, member: 1018103"]What about them? Ciders are drunk by farmers and cocktails by women, who have no place on a footy forum anyway![/QUOTE]

Im here and I like wine and a cocktail too .​

 

****s anonymous rang, they seem to be missing a ****, can you help?

 

They rang looking for you. I passed your number onto them.

 

Im here and I like wine and a cocktail too .​

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See what happens, women can't even use the reply with quote function correctly on a football forum, what hope is there for them understanding footy?

 

You are a sexist .

 

Poor response, maybe you should have a cocktail or some wine, might help you become wittier

 

Coffee
Tea
Fresh Orange.

 

See what happens, women can't even use the reply with quote function correctly on a football forum, what hope is there for them understanding footy?[/QUOTE]

You are so right. Football is so much harder the understand than physics.

 

shouldnt you be doing the ironing luv?

 

I think the word you are looking for is ****wit. He's a ****wit.