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Hull City OSC poetry competition

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  1. ImperialTiger

    ImperialTiger Well-Known Member

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    Check my CV,
    And then you will see,
    That my strategy,
    Is to get the KC,
    What's my offer? Why free,
    Oh, and here is my fee,
    Don't antagonise me,
    Now let's lose the City,
    Marketing 103,
    One word not two e.g.,
    Coca Cola
     
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    ImperialTiger, Apr 15, 2015
    Party Hull! likes this.
  2. TigerRoo

    TigerRoo Well-Known Member

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    There was a young parson called Ings
    Who talked about God and such things
    But his secret desire
    was a boy in the choir
    With an @rse like jelly on springs.

    (I hate meself - do I win a set of steak knives?)
     
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    TigerRoo, Apr 15, 2015
  3. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    I think that's possibly better than mine. Bravo old chap.
     
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    Amin Arrears, Apr 15, 2015
  4. Baldrick's Cunning Plan

    Baldrick's Cunning Plan Well-Known Member

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    A piece of cake this poetry lark once you get the hang of it. Here's another one I've just knocked out...

    I was dreaming of the past
    And my heart was beating fast
    I began to lose control
    I began to lose control
    I didn't mean to hurt you
    I'm sorry that I made you cry
    I didn't mean to hurt you
    I'm just a jealous guy



    Reel 'em in.
     
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    Baldrick's Cunning Plan, Apr 15, 2015
  5. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    Red top reader; a poetry master
    But with cock, no one came faster
    His poems were ****e
    Yet he splurged them all night
    Unlike his erectile disasters
     
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    Walter Sobchak, Apr 15, 2015
    yerman, Jimmy Graham's bald head and Mr. Hat 6.3 recurring like this.
  6. RonF

    RonF Active Member

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    Ha I read that to the rhythm of firestarter after about two words.
     
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    RonF, Apr 15, 2015

  7. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    I read everything to the tune of Firestarter... :emoticon-0159-music
     
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    originallambrettaman, Apr 15, 2015
  8. RonF

    RonF Active Member

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    ha ha really, I am amazed I don't.
     
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    RonF, Apr 15, 2015
  9. ImperialTiger

    ImperialTiger Well-Known Member

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    Mine was supposed to be paced more like Eminem's "Lose Yourself".
     
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    ImperialTiger, Apr 15, 2015
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