Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Three years ago today since I snapped my arm

 

Great you keep record of every thing that happened to you?. You have to write a best seller book.

 

Not heard to keep track considering the date buddy

 

What the ****'s that got to do with Bentleys?

 

Well, my arm was pretty bent

 

Bit like the owner

 

You dreaming again?

 

Explanation required.

 

FFS...

 

Well that's shed some light on it

 

You suggested I was bent so I responded by suggesting you were dreaming that was the case #rocketscience

 

#terriblyclumsyattemptathumour

 

Least you are willing to admit that, its the first step to recovery

 

#notbitingatthatshitattempt

 

#lastword

 

"It is finished"

 

Very biblical

 

Barcelona forward Lionel Messi says he cannot remember all of the 32 hat-tricks he has scored. (FC Barcelona)

#realproblems

 

Short memory. How come Mario Balotelli can remembert his?

 

TFI Friday tomorrow