What's For Tea Tonight Folks?

Has anybody ever punched somebody in the face because they added salt to food you cooked for them without even tasting it first? I haven't.

 

what a load of old ****ing wimmin you lot are

 

Yes, they are. Get them telt, doll

 

I just did

 

Keep tellin them, the jessies won't learn otherwise

 

am having Maggi chicken btw

wee new boiled totties

 

only ever use salt for seasoning.

black pepper is a different story though, can't get enough of the stuff.

 

Av no had a Maggi for ages. In fact, I forgot all about them.

 

The only time additional pepper is allowed is when yer eating a can of Heinz tinned soup.

 

make your own soup you lazy ****.

 

I do. And it's properly seasoned during cooking.

Post seasoning any of my cooking gets ye a punch in the ****in face.

 

Wrong. You should always put salt and pepper on all food always, even before you've tasted it. Doesn't matter how much salt n pepper is already in the cooking, you need to put some more of both on it. Its just what you do.

 

Let me cook you a nice meal. Soon.

 

^^****^^

 

I actually shuddered just then. Like when someone walks over your grave.

 

Turn me, doll. That's your challenge.

 

Dinny worry. I'll salt and pepper your grave after yer buried in it.

 

I'd rather die. No offence xx

 

None taken.

#challengeaccepted

 

so would we.