Puntastic Advert

The Warburton's one with Sly.

Quite funny for us pun lovers on here.

 

Old ****s advertising themselves. Like Arnie with the Meerkats. Harvey Keitel for home/motor insurance. These despicable bastards will prostitute themselves to be on any screen. If there was any sense of irony or comedy it might almost be funny ha ha instead of funny sad as ****.

#toby

 

still bitter about the referendum

 

Did you hear about the Indian doctor who injects comedy into his patients?

He's called it the Pun-jab.

 

Very Punny

 

My local butcher asked me to pass the meat down hanging from the ceiling, I couldn't, I said, "the steaks are too high"

 

^^^ didny appreciate my #toby impersonation

The clue was in the hash tag ya daft auld pot noodle eater

 

Hullo, doll

You can handle my meat any time

 

I actually agreed with what you wrote

#it'saWatfordthing

 

My friend and I were discussing what the best inventions of all time were...The shovel was pretty groundbreaking i thought!

 

There was £3,000 worth of meat stolen in Aberdoom last week.

Headline in local rag "chops and robbers"

 

Hullo, doll

You crack me up. Can I see your crack?

#bunchaflowers

 

You been watching blind date re runs again?

Gambol landed

 

Were

^^^ this cat has claws. meow

*Gambol fondly fondles his favoutite cosh in anticipation

 

*favourite

 

My moans are much better than that.

3/10.

 

So we're told, by ST.

Also, apparently you veggie guys are highly flatulent when yer bummin each other.

 

Thanks, doll.

 

I'll start us off then.

I wonder how much dough he made from that? It's not as if he kneads the bread.

 

This will not be liked by a certain person.