We have a poster named Billy Who when pissed can get rather silly He's a bit of a lad And a wonderful dad And he tells us he's got a fat willy..
I once met a girl from Helsinki Who asked me out for a drinkie She poured me some gin Tickled my chin Then got to work on my pinkie
there was a young man called reg who loved to eat ****ing veg he drove a small car it didn't get very far wrote it off into a hedge.
There was a man called Commach Who said his balls were in need of a scratch He put his hands down his pants But then gave some rants When his finger got stuck up his snatch..
Long & thin go's too far in And does not please the ladies. Short & thick, does the trick. And produces babies.
there was a man called RA White Always goes to the stadium of light He wears a gay kilt And only drinks lilt Oh what a ****ing sight,
Fat Mike is a man we admire But not for his love of spare tires He hates the mags Treats them like slags And the footie he gives them is dire Jack Colback's a bit of a **** Jack Colback's a bit of a **** His head is ginga His mothers a minger Jack Colback's a bit of a ****
There was a young man called Defoe Who thought he would have a go at the Mags who were all fick so he scored a hat trick said there you go that's five in a row
There was an old lady from Morton who had a big tit n a shorten To make up for that she had a large crack And a fart like an 850 Norton
There was an old slapper called Craddock Whose fanny smelt like a haddock Whenever she coughed She squirted fish broth And made a smelly mess of your cock
A man by the name Ellis Short Bought a a club who played football (he thought) But the fans they were right Cos the players are ****e. And no amount of hiring and firing managers, coaches, dof`s and all the rest will get the useless bastards to play as they ought. A little poetic license on the last line there.
there was a guy called grandpops porking ladys he would blow off their socks he retired for tea when he reached 23 but wants to smash one hundred and eighty
There once was a young man named Roger Took in a young girl as a lodger. Used her body for rent Roger thought `heaven sent` Now she`s 3 years ahead, what a dodger. And turned him into an owld codger. (alternative ending)
There was a young girl friend of Comm Who said "I can taste where you`re from" She whipped out his dick Gave it a lick And said "There`s no doubt, you`re a Pom"
On the tit of a young lady called Gail Was tattooed the price of her tail But on her behind For the sake of the blind Was the same Information in braille
Funky....yer a legend....a star, my man ! A poster called ThatCat-Ray Who never has much to say He'll dribble a post It aint much - not most And his limericks........I'll get me coat(s). A team nick-named the Black Cats With nearly no glorious Prem stats Can we beat the Tyne Sure can......again this time Again, to beat the tw*ts. They call it Sid James' Park What a moniker, what a lark It's all black & white And some brown makes it sh*te Their tomorrow couldn't be more stark. Sorry about the poo-etry . >> Origins of limericks? A city/county in Ireland. Any connections?
It origin is still debated but most like English, the term Limerick was apparently used to reference a parlor from Ireland which would start "Will [or won't] you come (up) to Limerick?" So it seems the name and poetic structure was taken from Ireland but not Irish.
