"Who do you think you are?" - a series of politicians, celebrities and footballers have 10 minutes to justify their own existence to a panel of Amazonian tribes people who have never heard of them. Those judged to have failed enter the Cell 101 or Wheel of Misfortune formats (see above).
Antiques RuudShow Former Dutch international and Chelsea manager Ruud Gullit lists all the old crocks he's played with. Dyer Straights Ex footballer Keiron and Eastenders actor Danny cruise the London gay clubs, trying to convince everyone that they are there simply for a tv show and are not on the cop. Ex-Men The Story of Frank / Kellie Maloney and other famous tackle-dodgers... Monster Sink Celebrities tackle the washing up... Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels Comedian Sean Lock and former R's boss Alec Stock duel it our with muskets in a variety of locations...
Butch, Cassidy and the Sundance Kidd - Ray Wilkins and David Cassidy meet Native Americans. Jodie Kidd accompanies them and tries the methods of the indigenous population to alter the weather.
Snog Barry, a Void - Desperate celebrities are challenged to kiss Barry Norman before being catapulted into a black hole.
Cash in the Attic - Prank show in which unwitting celebrities come face to face with dead Country stars in their lofts.
Relocation Relocation... Steve Claridge takes us down memory lane as he revisits all the clubs he left... Time Team Tony Robinson and a group of Physicists try to explain the truth behind "Fergie Time"...
Top Greer - Germaine Greer replaces Jeremy Clarkson, taking the program in a new direction. "Star in a reasonably priced bra" sees low mark celebs go round the track in underwear from Primark... Keepy up with the Kardashians - Shaun Wright-Phillips gets some football tips from the big bummed star and her family...
Geordie Shaw Former Professionals and Judge John Deeds star Martin Shaw goes to St James Park and sorts out Mike Ashley...
Benji, Zat and the Alien Prince - Former Fulham and Portsmouth footballer Zat Knight enlists the help of Olympian Ben Ainslie as he attempts to smuggle visa less Prince Naseem Hamed across the Rio Grande and into the USA in this real-life chase adventure.
Captain Pug Wash John Terry opens up a dog groomer's on the Kings Road. The term 'dog groomer' gets him into trouble with former team-mates) Charlton and the Wheelies Former England stars Bobby and Jackie Charlton enter the World Superbikebike Championships Go With Noakes Ex-Blue Peter presenter John Noakes interviews celebrities on the toilet. Cheggers Plays Pop Life with Keith and his kids... Play Away An aspirational show following the trials of QPR's 2014/15 squad on their travels Rentaghost A struggling football team takes a player on loan, but he's never actually seen.... starring Mauro Zarate.
AC A Little Silhouette Of Milan - BBC3's cameras follow Brian May to Northern Italy and interviews the superstars of the Rossoneri about their passion and love for Freddie Mercury and Queen. please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
BM's ex Spandex - Alan Sugar presides over two teams who have to try to make as much money as they can from leggings stolen from Bette Middler's washing line.
I would scrap songs of praise and replace it with songs of neighs. A nationwide competition to find a singing horse. The winning horse gets a crack at rivaling the x-factor winner for the Christmas number 1 and gets an album deal...
Last of the Sumner Wine - A program following Sting's increasingly desperate attempts to find an open offy at 2am.
The Darling Buds of May - The rock guitarist Brian May, motoring journalist and Top Gear presenter James May and ex Man U and Blackburn defender David May, all compete against each other by displaying their testicles to home secretary Theresa May. Who will she adjudge to possess the best 'hairy man plums' in Britain and carry off the coveted title? Tune in to find out.
All Star Mister and Misses - Mr Ed tries to recreate some of England's worst penalties from Waddle to Beckham. With clips from Mr Magoo and music from 80s legends Mister Mister.
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon - Sex addict Tiger Woods allows C4's cameras into his mansion to film his favourite positions with new lover Deborah Meaden.
