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Tiote calls Newcastle sh!t

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Teessidemackem, Mar 24, 2015.

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  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Well he's not wrong, but then again we'd probably be even worse if he was playing. We've all said this, and his mate shouldn't have uploaded it (clearly he's not any kind of decent friend). I can't say it bothers me a great deal. But still we should really be offloading the useless bastard in the summer.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He's on the money for me.
    We are ****.
    Utter steaming north african camel ****. (With bits of straw in).
     
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    Is it actually worse with the straw in then?
     
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    Just stating what every newcastle fan knows. Shame he's not filmed calling Mike Ashley a fat ****. He'd soon be off.
     
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    ha ha
     
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    <laugh> Well said Cheik, we agree.
     
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    He's not wrong is he? <laugh>
     
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    Support the team not the regime! Because the team are full of respect, Id suspend his wages for two weeks for this outburst, no matter how true it is.
     
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    I would have thought the straw adds some extra goodness that we don't deserve.
     
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    Sh!t with straw in has more nutritional value than sh!t which is bereft of such goodlyness.
    My dog told me and when it comes to eating sh!t he knows his onions.
     
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    Its just like Wikipedia on here.
     
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    The straw creates gaps in the **** which will, when fully festered produce a really rancid pong.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Now onions with **** would add an extra flavour. It may make a bit of a difference IMHO.
     
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    I'm in a bar in Karlsruhe in Germany so I will ask the Moroccan chef about the North African Camels.
     
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    Leave the camels alone you filthy git.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He says they will get the hump.
     
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    Nothing wrong with what Tiote said. I accept it, that happens when your team is basically Carver-ed up.
     
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