German Plane Crash data

Did I tell you the one about the airplane?

Never mind it's over your head.

 

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

 

If you ever get onto a plane and recognise a friend called Jack, dont shout Hi Jack!

 

Someone found my joke book.

 

Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.

 

The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on

 

His model airplane hobby really took off.

 

pud was on today's plane:

A search and rescue team had been assembled and sent on a mission to find an airplane that had crashed on top of a mountain. After finally reaching the top of the mountain they came upon the crash site.

At the site one lone survivor sat with his back against the tree, chewing on a bone, he noticed the rescue team, "Thank God," he cried out in relief, "I am saved!"

The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing a pile of human bones next to the survivor. Obviously he had eaten all his comrades.The survivor saw the horror on their faces and hung his head in shame.

"You can't judge me for this," he wept, "I had to survive. Is it so wrong for me to want to live?"The leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head in disbelief, "I won't judge you for doing what was necessary to survive, but for gods sake man, your plane only went down yesterday!"

 

Q: Why was the airport depressed?

A: It had a terminal illness

 

ffs some **** shoot Pud

 

Q: Why did the sitcom about airplanes never take off?

A: Because the pilot was terrible.

 

I find it incredibly co-incidental as we are fast approaching 9/11.

 

Was it all dusty and guarded in an Incan tomb by a tribe of ****s waving spears & blowguns?

 

Just watching sky news about the German plane crashing in the alps.

it seems the pilot was very experienced, having been flying for the last ten years.
Im no expert in these things, but i think that it may have been caused by tiredness

 

Yeah, man, in about 41 minutes from now

 

I'm going for sudden loss of cabin pressure and everyone fainted hence no may-day nor any change in direction or speed variations.

 

8.31pm + 41 minutes = 9.12

lay off the booze brian

 

Were there any survivors?

 

I would have been like Steve Buscemi in Con Air.

He's got the whole world in his hands

 

1. I went with what my clock said at the time which was 9:30
2. I said "in about 41 minutes" in case my clock was off by a minute or so
3. Go **** yerself ya ******