Tales from Northumberland

I was really looking forward to this until I found it was the 'let's watch Robson Green lick his own ring piece' show.
Now I have to record it and skip through the 90% of shyte involving the boring knobsack.
He looks more out of place in Northumberland than Gomez does in our midfield.

The poor local blokes who have to pretend they don't want to strangle him should be given Oscars.

Much better actors than he is

 

If Robson Green is in it I will not be watching..he has to be the most wooden person ever to hit the RV screens..

 

More wooden than this bloke ...... and a bigger fraud

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He did an ultimate fishing programme as well, how I wished the fish would hook that daft twat and drag him under..

 

The fish were the life and sole compared to him..

 

Oh no, here we gar again..

 

Ha ha yes, the man is deprived of gills or whatever else oily little sea bearing things have, what I remember about that programme, purerly through lip-reading the fish was, put me back you 'Black and White' **** and take some acting lessons you oily faced ****..haha..

 

Sorry mate..I just can't help it..

 

Dear cod, "puns" like this leave me with a migraine, or at least a bad haddock.

 

Gill-ty as charged..

 

Nearly choked!

 

You talking Pollocks again?

 

Truly Joe, you're a man of many talents

 

haha yes, read you like a book..

 

Is this your only porpoise in life?

 

The threads going to end in turtle mayhem.

 

On a scale we have not seen before.

 

think we're all angling for a quote!

 

Well if we get one I think we should all do a conger

 

Talking of actors-what do you think of Jordan Henderson,'s acting ability in that advert. It's about the only advert i watch-his facial expressions make me amazed-when compared to the wooden no-ability usually on show in the progs my wife watches..That lad is a star.