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  1. pythagoras

    pythagoras New Member

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    Lol you have out-douched me on an admittedly douchey topic.

    The slim girl is pretty decent actually, shes just not got a big ass and tits, however she makes up for it with her face and personality and at her age shes only going to get even more attractive.
     
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    haha. thank you. i try, i try.

    how old, may i ask?
    edit; DARE i ask, i suppose...


    every guy loves a good big arse though
     
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    what a ****
     
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    Yet when you try to tell her you love it she thinks your joking and immediately starts dieting.

    Or is that just my lass? <laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh> haha possibly
    mine just says "all guys love big arses though, and i don't know why!" and just accepts it <laugh>
     
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    im 23 this month

    i think im just gonna manipulate her, get her to fatten up a little bit and she will be just right.
     
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    So are you a feeder then?
     
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    ill leave the proper bigguns for jono to devour
     
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  9. Donkey Toon

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    Or you could just accept her as she is and think yourself lucky that she doesn't kick your shallow ass into touch! Hopefully she'll soon realise what a twat you are and tell you to **** off! Never met the girl but she obviously deserves better.
     
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    thats ignorant
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    ignorant
     
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