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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Shola's Concrete Boots, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Fot Tash only
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Jul 8, 2011
  2. Agent Bruce

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    A bit better than Girlzilla don't you think?
     

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  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    first thing i thought was

    Is she American?
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Jul 8, 2011
  4. Agent Bruce

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    Ask Tash if he survives the first night. He could get lost in there.
     
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  5. TheLittleGeordie

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    <laugh> this just goes to prove that any article can turn into a Tash bash
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jul 8, 2011
  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Lost hed be sucked into a different dimension full of Hoadies saying mate
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    It's so easy to do isn't it.
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    What a way to go.
     
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  9. Rafa's Championship Party

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    No I think this lady is the right girl for Tash.

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  10. Agent Bruce

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    She's even got a wand to wave to him.
     
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  11. Nobbys Trumpet

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    I can't remember what test it was...I think it was GrumpyTooth who set it up, but seen as though you have been on here whilst drunk...you have 1 point!
     
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  12. NobleGeordie

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    Des Des Des, we were playing football until 5, so lets reduced that to 5.30 - 9, was the Bull that ****?
     
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  13. Nobbys Trumpet

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    I think Tash would like her to do something else with the wand
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    We don't wish to know that.
     
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  15. Nobbys Trumpet

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    I see what you did there! Clever AB, very clever! Have some rep for your pun (I hope you meant it)

    Edit: Spread the love.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  17. beardface

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    Problem with my drunk texting, is that I still spell everything properly. So they just think I'm a complete dickhead rather than drunk :(
     
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  18. TheLittleGeordie

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    I've got away lightly. Most of the time i lose my phone and then find it in the morning and the one time i have sent proper drunk texts to a girl i'm friends with i sent them to her old phone thank god
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jul 8, 2011
  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Ive had shed lods too and got a hugh tattoo dun at same tine at mates house. Took 3 hours.. Hope i dont regret that more...
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    Were you too sozzled to feel it? What was it? Not a massive naked lady I hope.
     
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