Anyhoo getting back on Topic If Jezza does get the big elbow then I reckon the Beeb should get that silly bird from the Green Party to be the lead presenter. I'm sure she would do a brilliant job between her bouts of 'Brain Freeze'.
I hear Ron Atkinson's looking for a route back into telly but doesn't fancy "I was a celebrity,get me out of here"
Give the job to Milliband after the Election as he will be looking for work. The only problem is that he will only be able to do Left hand U Turns.
Hahaha the Green Party " leader " is hilarious. Thank god Labour have Milliband incharge, he has about as much authority as a 30 MPH speed limit sign.
Ed " I'll say friend over 60 times in one hour and not mention the deficit once " Milliband. What an absolute clown and embarrassment the guy is. What a bonus for me as I absolutely hate Labour and will until I die after Tony Blair single handedly wrecked this country from 1997 for far too long. Clueless benefit party.
Ed "Denying Dave a majority and doing a deal with the McTavishes to make us all wear kilts" Miliband.
It becomes clearer by the day that clarkson is trying to sack himself, I would imagine he already as a huge contract lined up for a switch to sky or ITV. With his current contract about to run out why do it? Because the beeb will feck up the disciplinary process and he will get paid off for his contractual notice period if they terminate his deal a minute early....
Oh I would love Partridge on it! He could have a mini meltdown with the other guys on the challenges. The Green Party " leader " would be another good candidate. Farage for HASHTAG### BANTS innit would be good too.
You do realise that Alan Partridge is not a real person? Still I suppose it would fit in brilliantly with all the other engineered /made up/forced/pretend crap that is Top Gear.